Welp, Miss 9 has refused to sing the #ponytailgate song I made up on the fly years ago unless I sing it with her so look forward to some screeching shortly.
Yup, #ponytailgate made @LastWeekTonight. www.facebook.com/SoHoChannel/videos/81819...
#ponytailgate made me yell at my usual street-harasser extra hard today. Hosking is wrong, that construction worker is the real victim.
What the http://johnkeytouchinghair.tumblr.com/ suggests to me is that he saw fit to treat the waitress as he would a little girl. #ponytailgate
Shit is going to get bad when it's #ponytailgate x #dirtypolitics x [case which dare not speak its name].
I feel like there's a good @amyschumer sketch in #ponytailgate
Don't touch my hair John Key @johnkeypm #dontTouchMyHair #ponytailgate http://t.co/2mMIo1JHiF
But can we please stop appending "-gate" to every single scandal? Calling it #ponytailgate belittles a repeated pattern of harassment.
Okay, #ponytailgate made Fox News. I think it's officially bigger than Eminem suing National now.
I'm almost going to be disappointed if #ponytailgate doesn't make @LastWeekTonight this week.
What an idiot...even a 5 year knows better 😏 #ponytailgate
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Cray check: +3 craypoints if @whaleoil takes credit for #ponytailgate.