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She’s put she’s like the wind on. I love it but not because of her. This could go either way.

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Fucking hell. Even having seen the state of me, she’s still coming round. Updates to follow.

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Going out tonight. NGL am fucking terrified.

I’m not denying
I’m frightened as much as you
Though I’m barely touching you
I’ve shivers down my spine

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From tomorrow, I’m babysitting the pup because my lad’s got a new job. She’s 6 months old, full of energy and almost up to my waist already. I’m (do Eddie Murphy voice here) 137 years old.

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I’ve got triple pneumonia lids.

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