Armada Optimus: (holding Megatron, Scavenger, and Starscream)I have three conjunxes. G1 Optimus: (surrounded by Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Ratchet ,and Wheeljack)I have five. Tfp Optimus: (carrying Megatron, Ratchet, Starscream, Dreadwing ,and Predaking) same! Ta Optimus: (carrying Megatron, Ratchet, Prowl, Starscream, Bli tzwing, Soundwave, and Shockwave) rookie numbers! Es Optimus: (ugly crying) WHY MEGATRON WHY Tfa Op:and to think he said monogamy was the way to go!
In honor of the Es Megop divorce
#opmeg #starop #soundop #optiratch #optiscav #shockop #prowlop #blitzop #wheelop #dreadop #predaop (hope I got everyone)