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And with one last ridiculous, indulgent, excessive entry, we find ourselves done with Prime Days 2025.
I've gotta be honest, I love this. I want to drive it around in the back of my car and sell Orange Juliuses to people in my neighborhood.
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That's so much money for something so incredibly ugly. It's also nearly 100 pounds, so I hope your 20 foot high ceilings are sturdy.
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This nearly ceramic canister is 150 cubic inches, which comes out to $1.57 per cubic inch. At that rate, the canister that would hold all my secrets would bankrupt me.
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These are hanging cat hotels and no one will ever convince me otherwise.
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This votive sized candle- originally selling for $50- smells of two things which do not have smells. It's a deal!
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I don't remember a poop sailor being in Stranger Things.
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I think we need to talk about your drinking....
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This very expensive candle holder seems a little pervy, I gotta be honest.
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A fancy table that will definitely fall over on you....because despite it having a heavy marble base, it's still SPHERICAL!
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An expensive rug that's both ugly and uncomfortable. What a steal!
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And of course, the winner of the "Best Worst Photoshop" Award of 2025. It was a hard find, too. These ads are getting too good with their photoshop...lol.
See yinz tomorrow for more "finds".
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Clearance car seats!! What could possibly go wrong?
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A personal steamer with a special attachment to steam someone right in the eye, if they piss you off!! I really can't figure out what else you would need a tiny ass attachment like that for.
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Hey, mystery "medicine" and it's on sale...kinda. It regrows hair, smooths out wrinkles, and makes julienne fries!!
Yes, I most definitely trust that this random liquid will not poison me in the slightest.
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I'm very confused about what this is. Is it for your hair? Judging by the attachment that looks like a brush, I'm assuming it's for your hair, but hell if I can figure out what to do with it in the base version. Does air come out of it? No idea.
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If your liver and/or kidneys are not removing toxins from your body, you need to go to the doctor immediately. If they are, then you don't need $70 worth of goop from Amazon to help them. It's a scam and you're stupid. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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So this is a thing that you can stand on, it vibrates you & drains your lymph nodes & somehow causes weight loss. I'm absolutely certain that none of what I just typed has any basis in science & I'm also absolutely certain that people will just use this as a sex toy. #amazon #prime
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This isn't tape...it's liquid foundation. But at least if you use it, you'll look like a Tart(e)!
This definitely wins the 2025 Drunk Marketing Department Award
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No sane, healthy person needs THAT much caffeine, THAT badly.
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Can someone ... anyone explain to me how this expensive monstrosity is somehow a better choice than filling an ice cube tray up and leaving it in the freezer for two hours?
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The "AHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE AWARD" of 2025. There were no runners up to this...thing.
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And the last one for today from the same listing as the previous suit: "Bird shit" couture this time. And it's even more expensive.
Be back tomorrow with more fun!
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"I spent last night in a full dumpster, but didn't have the time to weatherproof my $800 suede suit first" couture.
Also runner up to the inaugural #Seinfeld reference award.
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Yep, this bizarrely expensive, oversized cube will definitely distract your kids from their phones and consoles. Oh, wait...
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Just...why? This Crocs obsession is unhealthy.
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Do I need to make a joke about this one?
It's also the winner of the inaugural Seinfeld reference award.
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The cheapest and most stylishly way to stalk someone from the comfort of your own house.
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