#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 010626 • Werewolf •Werewolves are lycanthropes that turn into wolves. Infected ones change involuntarily during the full moon. Those born cursed can control their shifts and infect others.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 010526 • Weretiger •Weretigers are lycanthropes w/ a tiger form, featuring a sleek, muscular humanoid build & tiger-like features like ears, nose, teeth, feline legs, claws, & a 3’ tail. Tall, agile, & they’re arrogant perfectionists
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 122125 • Werebear •Werebears are lycanthropic shapeshifters who can transform into large, hairy, muscular bipedal bears. Their instincts are to protect nature, but they often help travelers and the weak.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 112125 • Orc • Orcs are a humanoid race with grayish skin, coarse black hair, pig-like faces, often larger than humans. They tend to be aggressive and violent.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 111525 • Shambling Mound • A shambling mound was a large, animated plant with predatory tendencies. It was also called a shambler.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 111325 • Pegasus • Pegasi resembled horses with large, bird-like wings, feathered lower legs, manes, and tails.
•Yup, that’s me! Imagine how much I would weigh wearing full armor 😊
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 101925 • Skeleton • Undead, fleshless corpses like zombies but didn't feed on the living. They could be made from any solid creature, varying in size and power.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 081025 • Chokers •Chokers were hideous monsters that hid underground and strangled their prey to death. Their arms were more like tentacles.
•Clowns to the left of me, Chokers to the right… (btw i’m not a big fan of artichokes…)
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 080325 • Chitines • (pronounced Kai-teens) were 4 feet tall with four extra-jointed arms, claws, and faceted eyes. They could spin webs from their stomach and had oily skin to avoid getting stuck. Chitines despised drow and driders.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 071325 • Catoblepas •They have a large body of a buffalo on squat, pachyderm-like legs, with warthog-like heads atop long necks. They have large, bloodshot eyes, and emit a strong odor like a skunk stench mixed with foul swamp gas.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 061425 • Vrock • Type I Demons, tanar’ri resembling humanoid vultures, were notorious for their carnage & appetite for human flesh. Among Abyssal beings, they were viewed as untrustworthy & greedy, yet displayed uncanny synchronization.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 053025 • Balor • aka Type VI demons are anarchists of the Abyss, embodying the tanar’ric aspect of the Blood War. They serve as both generals in demon armies and lesser entities, displaying fierce nature
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 5/25/25 • Couatl • An ancient celestial race of large, winged serpentine beings resembling large feathered serpents with rainbow wings, known for their renowned benevolent & virtuous nature.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 5/24/25 • Chimera • A classical large magical beast that was a combination of a dragon, goat, and lion.
I'm working on replacing the missing pieces, but I'm really busy this week.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 052125 • Dragon Turtle • Fierce aquatic creatures, worshipped by some and feared by many, they have dragon blood and are aggressive, attacking ships and dragon turtles in their territory.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 052125 • Gray Ooze • A type of ooze that looked like a thick puddle of gray sludge resembling wet stones or rocks. It could corrode metal easily though its acids couldn't eat through stone or wood.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 052125 • Green Dragon • these chromatic dragons were manipulative and self-serving, skilled in corruption and cruel schemes, though not the most intelligent of true dragons.
• ye olde emojis 😊
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 052125 • Black Dragon • these were the most vile and cruel of all chromatic dragons. They were solitary creatures that inhabited swamps and marshlands.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters:05/21/25• Bugbear • A massive humanoid race related to goblins and hobgoblins, standing 7 ft tall. Dim-witted and easily provoked, prone to rage.
• Still a ways to go… 🙂
• Keep smiling and stay safe, everyone! 🙂
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 051825 Boneclaw • Terrifying undead creatures formed when a mage fails to become a lich. They bond with evil individuals, serving as eternal servants driven by despair, avarice, and malice.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 051625 Invisible Stalker • Invisible stalkers are ethereal beings visible only as shimmering air. Summoned by mages for specific tasks, they harbor resentment toward these assignments, especially if they take longer than a week.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 051125 • Boggle •3’ tall creatures called bogeymen or bogeys, these trickster fey enjoy pranking beings of the Material Plane. Often seen as imaginary, boggles use dimension-warping abilities to create mischief.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 042025 • Bodak • Bodaks are the unfinished dead in lesser tanar’ri demon language, remnants of humanoids destroyed by pure evil. These cruel, soulless undead can act independently or under a stronger command.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 011925 Bheur Hag • aka blue hags, white hags, and winter hags, are cruel and sadistic creatures often associated with winter.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 011225 Berbalang • Evil creatures from the Astral Plane, they emerge to the Prime Material Plane only to feed on humans.
•Took a while to think of this gag, thanks to @artildawn.bsky.social for landing the gag
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 090124 Astral Dreadnought •Huge monsters with a large eye above a mouth filled with sharp teeth & crab-like pincers. They were capable of crushing humanoids with their pincers & nullifying magic with their eye.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 081124 Amnizu aka Styx Devils were powerful baatezu who protected the River Styx in the circle of Hell known as Stygia. They could drain memories & considered greater devils. They hated foreigners & used others as forms of currency.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 072824 Alkilith -Repulsive creatures from the Abyss that can change their form to fit into archways and cracks. They bring pollution, decay, and madness, and can become living gates to the Abyss, spreading its foulness to other realms.
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 072124 Alhoon - Magic-wielding outcasts from mind flayer societies who had defied the ruling elder brains to achieve a limited form of lichdom • Maybe this algorithm will figure out why I’m not reaching a lot of viewers - lol
#pungeonsanddragons • Bad puns of Dungeons & Dragons monsters: 060924 • Green Abishai • Green Abishai were the middle class of the abishai devils. Similar to green dragons, they were poisonous & skilled at manipulation. They were charismatic & adept at deceiving others using their skills & sorcery.
