Family members at the holidays: "so do you want to tell us what you're reading about?" Me: "not unless everyone gets real cool about some stuff first."

Like *real* cool. 'Cause, I'm tellin' ya... the smut I read? Yeah.

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Bob is 82. His mum, Caroline, is 110. "She’s a pistol!" - Realcool I love this. Bob is now almost 10 years past the average life expectancy for an American man, and his mum is still with him!

BLOGGIN: "She's a pistol!"

#realcool

Real Cool - Lady Gaga Real cool. Real, real cool. Hey there weatherman, What's your name? Hey, hey. In this corporation, The prediction's a high roller game.

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