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Dick King-Smith lives on a farm where most of the animals are puppets, and most of the farm work involves telling stories. I bet there are kids who grew up to be farmers who are furious with him right now. #tumbledownfarm #retrokidstv
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"Up Our Street" sounds quite amusing if you emphasise syllables in a certain way, and that is probably the only funny thing about it. #retrokidstv #upourstreet
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Gary Wilmot hosts the weird fake gameshow that asks the only question that really matters. #retrokidstv #soyouwanttobetop
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More puppets and imagination-based fun as we watch #HokeyCokey, a show made in a time when searching through bins for props and set decorations was accounted for in the budget. #retrokidstv
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#BasilBrush is a puppet fox who is so posh that he probably thinks fox-hunting is a good thing. Makes you think. #retrokidstv
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The Brollys live in a weather house and teach weather facts to a weather-obsessed boy, which sounds boring because it is. But we are middle-aged men who don't even know how clouds work. #retrokidstv #thebrollys
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A collection of stuffed animals with incredibly boring descriptive names live together under the watchful eye of Old Bear, so-named because he's old, and a bear. See what I mean? #oldbearstories #retrokidstv
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Nothing says "Christmas" like weird human-animal hybrids offering suspicious tea to evacuees via furniture-based dimensional portals. #narnia #retrokidstv
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A sensible dog teaches a naughty dog life lessons and morals, in a boring cartoon which is boring. #puppydogtales #retrokidstv
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#Grotbags got her own show because everybody prefers the villain. But in a way, Emu was also the villain, attacking celebrities and throwing Rod Hull into freezers. I wish Grotbags *had* eaten him. #retrokidstv
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The Mouse Factory is not about a factory that produces mice, nor is it about a factory operated and owned by mice. Titles are misleading sometimes, don't trust anything. #retrokidstv #TheMouseFactory
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Pardon My Genie is probably a pun, but if it is one, it isn't a good one. Which is thematically appropriate. #PardonMyGenie #retrokidstv
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KID: "Mum, can we have Sesame Street?"
MOTHER: "We have Sesame Street at home!"
The Sesame Street at home is the Letter People.
#theletterpeople #retrokidstv
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A sexy catalogue model teddy bear goes travelling, mainly to show off his bare bear chest and medallion. This show is real. #TeddyEdward #retrokidstv
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Despite being a bit formulaic, The #MightyOrbots appears to have been a good cartoon, which is hard to make fun of and that makes the creators pretty selfish I reckon. #retrokidstv
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Whether you love or hate the cartoon adventures of #Jem and the Holograms, by the end of this episode, the word "hologram" will have become meaningless. #retrokidstv
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The Double Deckers are some kids who live in a bus and are also a band. One of them might turn into a stuffed tiger, that is not actually made clear. #retrokidstv #herecomethedoubledeckers
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Think of a number. No, not that one. It's rude. #retrokidstv #thinkofanumber
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Pac-Man is the first tv show to be based on the Pac-Man arcade game. The second one is Most Haunted. #pacman #retrokidstv
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Three famous American sport players fight crime using their sporting abilities, but one of them is too famous to actually turn up in person. #prostars #retrokidstv
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A load of sleepy-eyed stop-motion aliens exist, and do things, I expect. Molly's Gang is very forgettable is what I'm saying. #retrokidstv
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A panda is rescued from a crate and does magic with maths, endangering his young human friends with hilarious consequences. #retrokidstv #issinoho
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How should we pronounce "Dino Boy?" Is it "Dino Boy," or "Dino Boy?" #retrokidstv
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A boring gameshow for kids about geography is not made better by including the pursuit of a big robot. Geography is dull. #whereintheworldiscarmensandiego #retrokidstv
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Trying to make an educational cartoon fun is like putting a cherry on top of a dog poo. There, I said it. #WhereonEarthisCarmenSandiego #retrokidstv
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Wally is a man who is constantly playing hide and seek, and like a toddler who has just discovered the game, continues to hide in the same place forever. #whereswally #retrokidstv
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Sequels are always brilliant aren't they? I bet you can't think of a single example of a horribly disappointing sequel. On a completely unrelated note, we watched the Return of #Dogtanian. #retrokidstv
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If you think we make loads of funny jokes about balls this week, you're wrong. Our jokes are never funny. #TheMagicBall #retrokidstv
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We did a show about tugs once before, and invited you to make your own jokes then. We'd advise doing the same again, as ours haven't got any better. #retrokidstv #theodoretugboat
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#Gruey is another dull tv show about a mischievous northern schoolboy, but we spend more time talking about the mischievous projects the main character filmed as an adult. #retrokidstv
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