A very merry Christmas (yes, Christmas, not Rizzmas) is about to be celerbrated at Teebi's workplace. Stockings are hung on the wall, donuts in boxes of twelve are available on a nearby folding table, and the faux Christmas tree in the corner of the room. Teebi stands in the middle of it all with a Christmas hat and a cozy sweater, proud of his work in preparing it all. Today is going to be the best Christmas it can be, these trying times need as much community feeling as they can get.
Teebi's immersion breaks as Quandave suddenly breaks into the room from the wall right next to the door. He points at Teebi in a frenzied manner and yells to him, "TEEBI WE NEED TO SAVE RIZZMAS." Teebi has to take a moment to turn around and make eye contact. He's not startled at all — rather, he's annoyed to be suddenly called upon in the middle of Christmas prep.
Quandave realizes Teebi's frustration and rolls back in his wheelchair. "YEAH I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW its not the best time to get into horseshit today" He says laxly, hand behind his head. "but like... you gotta listen to me on this."
Quandave flashes back to earlier in the morning. He recalls Tristan looking up to him with a heartbroken face. "my autistic son woke me up at 8 am and kept saying our house got destroyed by a tractor. (Like specifically a tractor)" He then recalls his living room destroyed with decorations all over the floor, a Rizzmas tree nowhere in sight. "i got out of bed and the kid wasnt kidding. all of my rizzmas shit was scattered across the floor. not even joking, everything was GONE."
The flashback ends as Quandave strikes his palm with his fist. "some hobo broke into my fucking house this night, and im not just gonna sit around and let them get away with it. they mess with my family, they mess with ME." he states with determination.
"thats why i need YOU to help me kill this guy."
"How the Fanum Taxxed Rizzmas" Pt. 1
Teebi seems to be happily enjoying christmas, until Quandave comes to tell him HEART BREAKING News Merry Christmas!!
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