📝 Disclaimer: Route Z is currently in beta testing. Feedback welcome, but we won’t be changing anything.

Happy 1st of April, Bartley Park 💚

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🐿️ 1 acorn toll gate
No acorn, no passage. We don’t make the rules. The squirrels do.

🌄 Finish Line Hill – now scientifically proven to be 40% steeper
You’re welcome.

🪢 Rope‑Swing Finish Funnel
Volunteers will be ready to catch you. Probably.
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🔢 Mandatory Hopscotch Section
PBs only count if you nail the landing in the puddles.

🌲 Brave Route vs Regret Route
Choose wisely. Or don’t. It won’t help.

🦕 Bartley Ness Monster
Please do NOT feed it. Again.

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