A set of three saltdough penis ornaments, just meant to celebrate how unique a penis can be. Originally I made them as a gift for someone, but I loved them so much I decided to keep them (oops). Possibly my favorite part was using the yarn as a combo hanger/pubes.
A saltdough penis man. I got the cookie cutter from an antique store and the flared head (I think maybe it was meant to be a hat?) just screamed penis. So his head is a penis. And his hands and feet are penises. And he has a nice little scarf.
This one is kind of a deep cut. My friend sent me a picture last year of a tanuki crushing someone under its balls and said "this would make a great ornament!" We also played a lot of Animal Crossing New Horizon during the pandemic. So I made this ornament (really I made two) of Tom Nook crushing the girl from the cover under his giant balls. It was extra fantastic when I gave it to him and he was confused because he'd forgotten his original request.
No updated photos of the tree yet, but as promised—my penis ornaments. I can't really explain it, but they bring me so much joy.
I don't think they're too explicit, but I'm going to be cautious just in case.
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