The puns in the commenst are brilliant! #sandwichassault #wasteoftaxpayerdollars #footlongfelony

Sandwich Police Department Cruiser

#Trump
#TrumpMartialLaw
#DC
#Sandwichassault

I read that the Officer Assaulted with a sandwich, was treated at the……..Mayo Clinic
Send in the:

I deliver DoorDash, or as it's known these days, an arms dealer. #sandwichassault

Hahahaha

#sandwichassault

Another law and order win for the Trump administration! Felony charges for all sandwich assaulters!!!
#trump #ICE #resistance #sandwichassault

Yes, #USAG Bondi, we understand.
#sandwichassault #DC

Thoughts and prayers to the man hit with that submarine sandwich. I hope he’s getting the counselling he needs, he must be very shaken up. #thoughtsandprayers #sandwichassault #whatcalibresandwich

In Mrs Doubtfire Voice:
“It’s a drive by hoagie assault”
#SandwichAssault
#Hoagie
#DC
#DCmilitarytakeover