Come on you kill-joy! Are you going to start criticizing off-track prediction markets so people can't enjoy their pony futures?

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"Counter-proposal, Bob: How about a photo-realistic, shot for shot remake made with AI? Sure, it'll actually cost more and take longer to produce because AI sucks, but people will eat up the 'cool factor'!"

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Gosh. This makes it seem like there is a strong streak of racism among republicans and has been for a very long time. Makes me wonder less and less why David Duke ran as a republican.
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How can you expect a respectable white man to have such a limited choice of children to rape, notwithstanding Strom Thurmond and hundreds of years of slavers.

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How do you expect a nation to make any real progress when Post Offices don't have names?!

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These images are obviously representative of the female gaze because they are from male-created media. #Sarchasm

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"And, after centuries of violent, systemic oppression, some people asked for it to stop and the others replied, 'So sorry, old chap, I didn't realize it was an inconvenience for you.'"
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Protests work best when it's done in a manner that the oppressors approve, donchaknow. Getting the aggressors to reveal their violent intentions never helps.
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But that was because he had to get permission from Nancy Pelosi, donchaknow.
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But he gets the hardest things done in Congress! He named THREE post offices, man!
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Hang on a second. Why am I thinking that the Statue of Liberty was originally displayed in Grover Cleveland's living room?

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a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a crowded room . ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a crowded room .

Meh, Americans are poorly cosplaying Fascism - and that’s sad. They’re so pathetic they can’t even be *proper* Nazis.

Some of us in Europe did *real* Fascism.

Americans seem to think that wearing combats & harassing brown people is badass.

Call us back when you’ve got gas chambers.

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They just forgot to include the text, "that we did our best to hide from the public", in the full headline. Ink is expensive, you know. #sarchasm

Yeah. The "anti-woke" are trying to remove the teaching of actual U.S. history by turning everything into Orwell's "Newspeak" while they claim to be truth-seekers. Whites brought Africans to the U.S. to teach them marketable skills, don'tcha know. #sarchasm

Well, obviously, "working class" doesn't include Black people. I mean, it has "work" right in there!

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a cartoon lion is holding a microphone with the words how could this happen below it Alt: A scene from one of the animated "Madascar" movies: A lion holding a scepter, standing in front of a pride of lions, asks another lion in front of him, "How could this happen?"

But why would he do that when many of the people who bankrolled his purchase of #twutter were authoritarians who hated that the platform was used to organize protests against them?
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