.@caitymets guess who's going to start posting 💩 tweets now! 😁 #schmetsroadtrip

Last night, we drove through Waldo, Florida. I'd tell you where it is, but you can find it yourself. #schmetsroadtrip

Things are starting to get pretty Florida over here. #dsp365 #schmetsroadtrip

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I want to make a crack about peaches, but my jokes are the pits. #schmetsroadtrip

"Welcome to Georgia - We're glad Georgia's on your mind!" #schmetsroadtrip

Living it up at the motel North Carolina. #dsp365 #schmetsroadtrip

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Saw a little kid with a Batman necklace. I look down at my Batman shirt. "We go way back." Cue head nod. #schmetsroadtrip

Kid 1: "why is your mom not eating?" Kid 2: "she's making a waffle." Kid 1: "FOREVER!?" Kid 2: "NO!!!" #schmetsroadtrip

I woke up in a room that isn't mine and Gene Rayburn's Match Game was on TV. Did I sleep until the 1960s again? #schmetsroadtrip

For real though.... Battleboro, NC is a pretty metal name for a town. \m/ #schmetsroadtrip

Face for scale. #breadface #schmetsroadtrip

Me "I'm gonna run to the bathroom." @jenniferpiscopo "oh, do a Periscope!" #socialmediamasterintraining #schmetsroadtrip

Don't let salmonella get funky with your chicken. 🐓 #schmetsroadtrip