“What Did They Just Say?”: A Seeker’s Guide to Church Speak - Agapao Allelon Decode confusing church phrases with this humorous guide for seekers—your survival tool for Sunday services and Bible studies.

“Ever walk into church and think, “What did they just say?” This guide decodes confusing church lingo—from “quiet time” to “hedge of protection”—so seekers can laugh, learn, and survive Sunday without needing a translator. #churchspeak #seekerfriendly #faithdecoded

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I’ve literally never seen a #church with razor wire before 😆

Not very #seekerfriendly, #RadiantChurch! 🤣

#lol #wtf #seattle #renton #rentonWA