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Just FYI
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Why pay thousands for a nose job?!
Try this!!!
Cheaper than a nose job, and wayyyy less swelling.
#NoseKnows #RhinoplastyHack #MindYourBusiness #shalinater_ftw
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If I die buying baigan, let it be known, I looked flawless!
#maincharacterenergy #shalinater_ftw
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Place both your pestles in the same mortar, and watch your face light up! And by your face, I mean my face.
Unless…
… your face likes the same shit my face does; then I totally mean your face!🙂
#shalinater_ftw #lifeisfun
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That exfoliating glove reminds me of someone. No prizes for guessing!
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Ummm.. 1984 called; they said I understood the assignment!
Lace, attitude, and a hint of scandal ; just like how Madonna taught us to get ready for a party!
#80sQueen #LikeAVirginVibes #MadonnaEnergy #80sThrowback #ootd #likeavirgin #dressup #i❤️the80s #copycatlook #shalinater_ftw
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Some well wishers have told me to “utaaro buri nazar”…..
Yaar, badi mushkil se toh finally mujhe kuch sexy log buri nazar se dekh rahe hein; usse bhi mein namak mirchi nimbu daal ke nikaal doon?!?!!!
Bitch, please! 😁
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Me, celebrating like a champ… before realizing I misunderstood every f*cking thing!!!
#storyofmylife #shalinater_ftw
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One cannot give to someone who is not prepared to receive.
Right time.
Right person.
Right frame of mind.
All three are necessary.
#gyandroppings #shalinater_ftw
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If it’s that healthy, it’s probably not tasty.
If it’s comfortable to wear, it’s probably ugly.
If it feels that good, it’s probably temporary.
Things one should know, IMO.
#gyandroppings #shalinater_ftw
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Dear world,
Please note - this orchid survived in my hands. Either it was a remarkably resilient breed with super survival powers; or I am losing my touch!
-Serial Plant Killer
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Back to being blonde!
Realized they have wayyyyyy more fun than brunettes. Hard data points.
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Awkward!!
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Bought a coconut.
Label blatantly says “Contains coconut“
Someone should inform this company about spoiler alerts!
Tchhh!! Where’s the surprise element!
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Let ‘em go!
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There may be a lot that got lost in translation, but the words of Kaifi Azmi’s “Aurat” are still incredibly empowering! Aren’t they? ❤️
#WomensHistoryMonth #Poetry #Aurat #KaifiAzmi #WalkWithMe #shalinater_ftw
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I meet incredible people! ❤️
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If you don’t sin enough, what are you going to ask forgiveness for, on judgement day!? 🙂
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कुछ हैं बेवकूफ, जो उल्टी ही चाल चलते हैं
आँखों को बंद करते हैं, दीदार के लिए
और सबसे प्यार करते हैं
किसी एक के प्यार के लिए
सोचते हैं
शायद कोई सुन लें उनकी खामोशी
उनकी हज़ारों बातों के बीच में
और हाथ थाम लें कस के उनका
एक नए रास्ते पे खींच लें
ज़माने के टेढ़ी राहों पे फिर दोनों
संभल के गिरते हैं
गिर के संभलते हैं
कुछ हैं बेवकूफ
जो उल्टी ही चाल चलते हैं
#shalinater_ftw #poetry #lifevlog
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Before I step out …
#wardrobemalfuntion #shalinater_ftw
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