I guess it's a situation dramedy more than a situation comedy? I can't figure this show out. People watched this and loved it.

Holy shit, I've never seen Family Ties before (omnipresent cultural artifact, but I was born in '87, so the timing just didn't align), & someone's thrown it on a #sharedTV, & I've just watched a 2min, hyper-dramatic, actual blowout between Alex Keaton and his mom with NO LAUGHS IN IT...

#TVSky #TV

a black and white photo of a woman sitting on a bed wearing a robe . Alt: Separate beds, you'll note.

Someone threw I Love Lucy on a #sharedTV where I'm having breakfast and coffee, and it's odd that somebody picked it, but it totally holds up.

Lucille Ball a #GingerIcon, obviously, one of THE Ginger Icons, as far as I'm concerned, and hilarious, to this very day.

#TVSky #TV

a cartoon character with red hair and a bow on her head Alt: As far as I know, Fred never hits Wilma, but he’s constantly threatening to. “Right to the moon, Alice!” for kids 😆

Wilma blocks Fred’s egress:

“Get away from that door, Wilma! My chivalry is growing thin.”

#TheFlintstones got put on a #sharedTV, & I’m remembering it’s just #TheHoneymooners for kids.

It’s edging us! “Is this ginger broad about to get beaten by her husband? Maybe!”

Ugh 😑

#TVSky #TV #feminism

I haven’t gotten to it yet in my #OscarsHomework watch, but unrelatedly, someone has put One Battle After Another on a #sharedTV, and… this is stressful and seems bad 🤔

This is why I’ve been putting it off. DiCaprio is NOT a good actor and never has been. If you need a 26yo dumped, sure. Acting? 😬

Jesus fucking Christ, someone put Appalachian hill-fiddling on the #sharedTV at #PorchLight this morning, and y’all, I might be about to go to jail.

I swear to fucking god, there are hootin jugs in these #songs 😑

#MusicSky #SongSky #lol #country

Someone put on #GoodMythicalMorning on the #SharedTV here at #PorchLight as we all have our coffee, & I'm shocked Rhett & Link still do this.

I like them a lot, but their content is like:

Do you want to see the 2 nicest guys you know have the most boring, unfunny conversation you've ever heard? 😅

If you're ever near a #SharedTV (be advised: this only works if it's NOT a voice-control #TV), a great #joke that kills nearly every time that I stole from #30Rock & Tracy Morgan is to, as a 'test' to see if it's voice-controlled, clearly shout: "Television: play pornography!" at it 🤣

#icebreakers

Batman Begins poster. The Muppet Christmas Carol is more important, and I'm going to write about that, but this is playing either way, so better to pay attention to it than pay attention to neither, trying to watch both.

Pausing #TheMuppetChristmasCarol to take in #BatmanBegins on yet-another #SharedTV (this was going to play whether I willed it or not, so I'm going with the flow).

I've seen both #TheDarkKnight and #TheDarkKnightRises in, like, the last month, so I pushed for Batman Begins.

#FilmSky #MovieSky

#SharedTV misadventures cont. as DIFFERENT dude puts #wwe2k25 on &, boy, if you'd thought after seeing my prior bleet re: how M4M-BDSM-y & androphilic #WWE, #Prowrestling & this #PS5 game are that having THREE #ProWrestlers in ring together would make it LESS #gay... it didn't 😂

#queer #lol #gaming

Someone fired up #WWE2k25 on a #sharedTV, and (much like real-life professional wrestling), it looks like a brutal, gay-BDSM foreplay-simulator.

Which I'm not NOT into, but it's way too early for this 😑

#WWE #wrestling #prowrestling #playstation #lol

Someone put #Lioness on #SharedTV, & let me ask you a question:

Do you enjoy seeing #women get beaten, tortured, kicked & screamed at for roughly hour-long chunks of time, all the time?

Have I got a show for you!

This seems to just be woman-torture porn. I HATE this. Do I just not get it? 🤔

A ★★★ review of Gone Baby Gone (2007) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

That's cute! My little spoiler-y #moviereview of #GoneBabyGone (final verdict: don't throw Gone, Baby Gone on a #sharedTV) is hidden on #Letterbox'd!

boxd.it/c0kBdd

"I couldn't think of 1 reason big enough for him to lie, & small enough not to matter."

Great script! Not for sharedTV viewing, tho

A ★★★ review of A Vigilante (2018) Someone just threw this on a shared TV, and it's kind of fascinating. This isn't the space to pay it the attention it deserves, but I'm going to have to circle back to this. There's something to it, a...

Anybody seen this? #AVigilante with Olivia Wilde?

It's... interesting. This #sharedTV environment is prob not the best to experience it, & we've just lived through a 2m long dance sequence (WIlde is great; idk if the #movie is any good, but she's killing it)

boxd.it/bZZZCz

#FilmSky #Film #Movies

I'm watching a #sharedTV w/ some breakfast buddies (I think we're using the #platform #MovieSphere), & it BLEW my fucking MIND bc we just sat through a 'commercial break' of 270 seconds (an eternity) WITH NO #ADS, just elevator music & a screensaver that says, 'We'll be right back!'

WILD 😵‍💫

#TV

Dude, someone put some highly-personalized #affirmations from, like, #YouTube, or maybe even #Patreon or #OnlyFans (like, it's not pornographic, but HIGHLY-specific) on a #sharedTV, & we all found out who it was bc he got up in a huff when we all started laughing hysterically 🤣

IT'S STILL PLAYING 😆

One never feels the skin-crawl-y, oppressive weight of the #MaleGaze so much as watching some piece of #PrestigeTV media, in this case the show 1923, in public or on a #sharedTV

The camera just lingered on some uncensored TNA, just 👀 up & down for seconds, & we felt every one 😬

#feminism #feminist