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How my wife introduces meβ¦
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Drawing of a hairy blue monster with red horns, yellow teeth, and a long tail.
"Oh, but you can be a *great* pain in the ass when it is something you are passionate about!
Don't sell yourself short.
I'm serious!"
-- my best friend's pep talk, ladies and gentlemen π€£
#motivational
#shesnotwrong
Asked my doctor if I could drive. He said βwith numbness and tingling in your legs, youβd just be putting everyone at risk.β Told my mom and she said βwell, you were putting everyone at risk BEFORE you had numbness in your legs!β π
Spouse BELLY laughed. π #ShesNotWrong #TarlovCyst
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I literally wheeze-laughed when I was casually scrolling along.
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#truthcanbefunny
My child chose #dumpsterfire for her class #valentinesday party. #2024valentinesdsy #shesnotwrong
βAddy, why donβt you eat raspberries anymore, they used to be your favorite fruit.β
βWell, thatβs because my favorite fruit is chocolate now.β
#stuffmytoddlersays #toddlerlikes #hersheys #littles #shesnotwrong
me: βyou could park a jumbo fucking jet in that space!β
coworker: *clueless*
M: have you never seen Snatch?
CW: oh, is that the movie where you canβt understand Brad Pitt?
m: ...
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