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Wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them

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He can Go Do One

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Yes Boss
No Boss
Three Bags Full Boss.

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(again the Whip resigning shows a moral fortitude otherwise lacking in this gov)

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Dug in like an alabama tick and not letting go, come hell or high water.

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#pip
#labour
#councilhousing

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Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

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We're not as stupid as we look.

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We don't want Farage, Tice, Tories or any of that.

We want to go left.

#labour
#greens

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Actions speak louder than Words.

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If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers hands'.

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Thats a new one I didnt hear.

Go take a long walk off a short pier = too tired to argue with the idiots anymore.

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We don't have time for your nonsense.

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I did apparently drive her simultaneously

'up the wall'
AND
'round the bend'.

Always multitasking, me.

#audhd

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Don't come crying to me ......

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On Ukraine

He knows which side his breads buttered there.

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One small mercy.

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If you turn the other cheek, expect another slap.

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Two cheeks of the same arse.

Classic.

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They"re up to their ball sacks in money.

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That tickled us. Done the sums, similar conclusions.

Same difference
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My mums sage advice. Similar worry about knocking up, but for me not to.

Get a job. Work when you can.

Sign on when you're not working. Earn your NI stamps.

Try not to get pregnant, whatever you do.

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Little boys in big boy trousers

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Awww, look at you, being all nice and letting them keep their knees.

Great big soppy apeth.

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Beware the wolf in sheep's clothing.

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I can assure you my vote was not for any of the right leaning parties. I'm aware of the nazi political tactics at play in our own country here.

No good will come of them.
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Tarring us all with their dirty brushes.

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Whatever rule they place on the vulnerable, they should place on EVERYONE in society.

If its safe and reasonable, do it for everyone, see how that goes.

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

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Beware the wolf in sheeps clothing.

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'You'll get what you're given and be grateful'.

'It'll be ready when it's ready'.

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I tried when my mum died.
Bad news.
She was in the woods and sent me straight back out again. No messing. ;)

'Else I'll give them something to be upset about'

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Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.

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Mum snapping me out of 'not starting' mode.

Mum: You know, the sooner you start, the sooner you finish.

Me: Oooo good point, well made.

#audhd

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Dad, turn the car around, we're going home. The kids have no one to blame but themselves.

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Deserves got nothing to do with it.

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