final skaters coming i’m about to #ShitMyself

I shit myself all the time, but nobody makes a big deal out of it. What makes the President so special in that department? #GetOverIt #RealTalk #TruthBomb #AccuracyExplosion #UnbiasReadingsOfSituationsNuke #ShitMyself

Forced to mess my already dirty underwear a second time as punishment for losing control 😖
#humiliation #bathroomcontrol #toiletdenial #punishment #messypants #poopypants #shitmyself

Fuck me that was some lightning, hairs on my arms actually stood up a second before it #shitmyself

The sheer horror of a yellow jacket landing ON MY FOOT

#horror #shitmyself