I find it extremely annoying and unbelievably disappointing that after 15 years (!) Siri still asks me on a daily basis if it's me. Even worse: @Apple obviously accepts this. No apology. No explanation. No roadmap. Simply crappy. #siriannoyances

Gewoon, heel simpel. Het volume van een paar #HomePods instellen. Nee #Siri, ik ga het niet nog een keer zeggen. Maakt ook niet uit, je doet het toch niet. Wat een slechte kwaliteit van @Apple tegenwoordig. It simply doesn’t work. Met je #amazing. #siriannoyances

Siri: “Er is helaas iets fout gegaan”. Al jaren vraagt #Siri of ik het ben en voert het systeem geen of de verkeerde opdracht uit. In plaats van #playground onzin zou #Apple de gebruiker centraal moeten zetten en een foutloos product moeten leveren. #siriannoyances

Hey #Siri, ik wil geen easy listening muziek. Siri: 'Ok, hier is Easy Listening Essentials.' 😡 Hey Siri, GEEN easy listening. Siri: 'Hier is Easy Listening Essentials.' 🙄 #SiriAnnoyances". Slechter dan slecht. Steve Jobs draait zich om in zijn graf.

Me: “Hey Siri, play the same here as in the kitchen.”
Siri: “Now also playing in the kitchen.”
Great. Exactly not what I asked for.
#SiriAnnoyances #AppleNotIntelligent

On Maps, my #apple devices clearly show the remaining time to my destination. But when I ask #siri “How much longer until I arrive?” she says, “I found this on the web.” I don’t have a web browser on my HomePod, and I don’t want to check websites while working out. #SiriAnnoyances

Me: "Hey Siri, play in the bathroom the same music as in the kitchen."
Siri: "Now playing ‘Same’ by Sam Growe in the kitchen."
Aaaaarrrgghhh. #SiriAnnoyances

Asked Siri to start a 30-second countdown.
20 seconds later: "Sorry, could you say that again?" 🤦🏻‍♂️ #SiriAnnoyances

Hey #Siri, what’s playing in the kitchen?
“*** is playing in the kitchen.”
Okay, also play it in the bedroom.
“There’s nothing playing in the kitchen.”
Classic. #SiriAnnoyances

On HomePod: “Hey Siri, how old is André Rieu?” → “I found some web results on your iPhone.” On iPad, same question: “André Rieu is 75 years old.” 14 years after launch, this is still the best #Apple can do? 🤷‍♂️ #SiriAnnoyances

Hey Siri, play my station. Siri: “Who’s speaking?” 🤦🏻After all these years. Aaaargh. How do I kill this useless feature? #SiriAnnoyances

Siri showing error message

A regular #Siri #shortcut that worked fine — even yesterday — suddenly fails today. Just the classic “Something went wrong.” All that’s missing is a Windows-style 0x0057300 error code to complete the frustration. #SiriAnnoyances

I asked #Siri on my #HomePod the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist. The answer? “I found some web results. I can show them if you ask again from your iPhone.”
15 years of development… and this is the best we get. #SiriAnnoyances

"Hey #Siri, turn the boiler off."
❓ "What room?"
"Hey Siri, turn the boiler off."
🔍 "I couldn’t find that in your home."
"Hey Siri, turn the boiler off."
✅ "That’s done."

Glad we got there in the end... #SiriAnnoyances

"Me: 'Hey Siri, what song is this?'
Siri: 'This is Radio abc.'
Me: 'No, #Siri, that’s a station, not a song!'
Siri: 'This is Radio abc.'
🤦🏻
#SiriAnnoyances"

"Me: 'Hey Siri, I'll go downstairs.'
Siri: 'OK, Ed, there was a problem.'

But when I pressed the shortcut button with the same command, it worked. 🤦‍♂️ #SiriAnnoyances"

Hey #Siri play my playlist #Christmas. “I couldn’t find Christmas on your #Apple #music library”. After having selected it manually: Hey Siri, what playlist is this ? “This is the playlist Christmas”. #Siriannoyances #Apple #fail

Hey #Siri countdown three minutes. “What room?”. Pfff. Hey #Siri countdown three minutes. “I am not sure who is speaking”. Pffft. Hey #Siri countdown three minutes. “ok”. Finally. For a very simple command. #Siriannoyances.

“Hey #Siri, turn on the Christmas Lights”. HomePod reply: “sorry I don’t understand”. Apple Watch: “what’s the scene”. iPhone: “That’s done”. #Siriannoyances.

Hey #Siri what’s playing in room A? [replies with correct song]. Hey Siri play the same in the bedroom as in the room A. “Sorry, I don’t know what speaker you’re referring to”. #Siriannoyances #Apple #fail