You'd be the first baronet as far as I know....

Don't volunteer for anything just yet, but do get a weird alias and something to obsess over

Like #hats
Or #skons

Ye olde onnees

#skons
Costs more from places with extra letters in signage

#touristTips

Or at least bring
#skons

That could go either way

We live in strange times.

You know about Sharpened dwarf
#skons
And the
#jamFirst wars?