My Queen of Diamonds, the Rock Muncher @smuggies.bsky.social .
I've been sweating art lately, so let's enjoy while it lasts 😆

#fanart #vtuberart #vtuber #smuggies #smuggiesfanart #art

[Rick Sanchez is pointing to a portal while Morty looks on in disapproval] Let's make smuggies in video format. In and out. 20 minute adventure. [20 days later, Morty and Rick are both looking beyond exhausted, they've seen things]

Based on a true story.

Coming not soon, maybe, eventually.

#smuggies #meme #rick #morty

Smug smirking emoji

Smug laughing emoji

Smug virgin emoji

Smug chad emoji

It's dangerous to go alone!

Take these smug emojis.

Don't need to ask for permission.

Don't need to credit me.

Just use them freely.

More in replies.

Enjoy.

#smuggies #memes #emojis #discord #slack

Swaggy cat with the text HATERS GONNA HATE

Chat plein de swag avec le texte LES HAINEUX HENNIRONT

I'll be on a break from drawing smuggies for several days.

That's because I'm almost done with something really big.

Can't wait to show you all my newest creation!

It could take weeks though. Patience.

#smuggies #meme #cat

"We are launching a fund allowing french people to invest in the country's military - Return on investment is guaranteed given current events!" Holy shit! Awesome! I will put my money in this! Can't wait to see the return on investment in five years! Five years later: Standing in front of a razed lanscape with a nuke in the background

"Nous lançons un fonds permettant aux français d'investir leur argent dans la défense - Retour sur investissement garanti vu le réarmement en cours" Trop fort ! Trop bien ! Je vais mettre mes thunes là-dedans ! Pressé de voir le retour sur investissement d'ici 5 ans ! 5 ans plus tard: le personnage est devant un décor d'apocalypse, une explosion nucléaire dans le décor

Return on investment

(something about french news)

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #meme #france #français #macron #bayrou #rearmement #satire

I, a rich person, am going to do a capitalism by taking a risk and investing some of my money. [SUCCEED] How nice! I did a successful capitalism and my wealth has now increased [FAIL] How nice! I failed a capitalism but I get a free tax break and I have many investments so it's all benefits (smug) (and still rich)

Je suis une personne riche et je vais faire un capitalisme en prenant un risque: investir une partie de mon argent. [SUCCÈS] Super! J'ai fait un capitalisme réussi et ma fortune a augmenté [ÉCHEC] Super! J'ai fait un capitalisme raté mais j'en tire un crédit d'impôts pour mes autres investissements (fier) (et toujours riche)

Wealth.

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #capitalism #wealth

I like Song, by Band I like Song 2, by Band 2 We are now mortal enemies

J'aime Chanson, de Groupe J'ime Chanson 2, de Groupe 2 Nous sommes maintenant ennemis mortels

Music tribalism

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #tribalism #music #media #silly

I suffer from alienation. Society is depressing. Working makes me sad. I feel the same. I have developed quirky traits and behaviors as a way to cope with alienation, they make me much happier. I hate you now.

Je souffre d'aliénation. La société me déprime. Le travail m'épuise. Pareil, je comprends. Ma personnalité a acquis des aspects excentriques qui m'aident à moins subir l'aliénation, je vais mieux. Désormais, je te hais.

Don't hate differences.

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #alienation #quirks

[TV News] New law makes every orphan forced to voluntarily step into an orphan crushing machine, thus finally putting an end to society having to deal with orphans. Let's ask a Peppa Pig pez dispenser for their thoughts on this topic. I'm a Peppa Pig pez dispenser. I literally have no political thoughts. I'm an inanimate fucking object. How do you expect me to answer? Well thi is it folks, our interviewee seems to have no issue with the new orphan crushing law. Next we'll be asking a Markiplier mpreg fanfic for their thoughts on rising leftist antisemitism. [person in chair] Fascinating. I will willingly watch this on a loop 24/7.

[TV News] Le gouvernement passe une loi forçant tous les orphelins à volontairement se rendre dans une machine à broyer les orphelin, ce qui résoudra pour de bon le porblème de l'existence des orphelins. Demandons l'opinion d'un distributeur de PEZ Peppa Pig sur ce sujet. Je suis un distributeur de PEZ Peppa Pig. Je n'ai aucune opiniong politique. Je suis un objet inanimé. Comment suis-je censé répondre ? Comme le prouve cette interview, les gens ne sont pas opposés au broyage des orphelins. Maintenant, demandons à une fanfiction mpreg son opinion sur l'antisémitisme de gauche. [Personne dans son salon] Fascinant. Je vais volontairement consommer ce contenu télévisé en boucle 24/7.

Emotions phase is over, back to your daily dose of brainrot.

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #brainrot #journalism #tv

Homophobia targeting people you like or don't particularly know: Under no circumstances is homophobia acceptable, there's no shame in same sex intercourse and anyone who says otherwise is a terrible person. Homophobia targeting people you dislike: Bruh got caught in 4k being gay - How disgustingly homosexual - Laughing at your sextape leak - Ewww - RIP your reputation - Hah gayyyy - Saw the images, puked Meanwhile in mushroom kingdom: Heyo gooma, look what I found, do you think these two are the same people or is it a strawman about different people? I got bad news, those are the same people. Meanwhile wherever: A goomba talking about goomba fallacy, is the author of this comic trying to convey something specific? Nah, don't overthink it, keep looking, bet you 10$ the goomba's going to bite purple smug's ass soon.

If you're not terminally online enough to understand what this is about, keep it that way, it's better for you. Trust me.

TL;DWhat: I don't think conservatives should be shamed for being gay, no matter how homophobic they are.

#smuggies #webcomics #comics #homophobia #destiny #fuentes #goomba

Ah but you see, he's a billionaire in name only… all he has are shares of a corporation… he can't sell them… he's not as wealthy as you think he is. Yes, it's so hard being a billionaire but not having access to my hard earned money. It's because I care so much about my corporation, woe is me. *sob* Hi bank teller, I'd like to use my shares as a collateral for a 0% interest loan so that I can buy more yachts. Ain't it nice how I don't even need to pay taxes that way, since I don't sell the shares? Life is great. (smug) You see, he agrees with me. He can't sell his shares. Don't be unfairly mean to this poor billionaire.

Attention… Vois-tu, il n'est milliardaire qu'en théorie… En pratique, il ne possède que des actions… Il ne peut pas les vendre… Il n'est pas aussi riche que tu le penses Oui, c'est très difficile d'être un milliardaire et de ne même pas avoir accès à l'argent que j'ai ardument mérité et gagné. C'est parce que je suis trop investi dans l'entreprise que j'aime. *sanglot* Bonjour banquier, je voudrais utiliser mes actions comme collatéral pour un emprunt à 0% histoire d'agrandir ma collection de yachts. Comme ça, je vends pas mes actions et j'ai même pas à payer d'impôts. La vie est belle. (arrogant) Tu vois, il es' d'accord avec moi, il ne peut pas vendre ses actions. Ne sois pas gratuitement méchant avec ce pauvre milliardaire.

"MUCHO TEXTO" on a cool green character

As a billionaire, I'm tired of being harrassed. I could only buy 9 of the 10 yachts I really wanted this year, and barely managed to consolidate 3 of the 4 monopolies I was in the process of creating. Billionaires have feelings too.

#smuggies #webcomics #comics #billionaires #wealth #socialism

Traumatic youth: It'll be worth it you little crying shit, hard times create hard people [gets spanked] Shitty teenage years: I'm not a bully, I'm helping you get tougher. Hard times create hard people [leave me alone] Grinding at work: Hard times create hard people, work harder you loser [I am tired] Well I went through a lot in life, but at least hard times create hard people so I'm looking forward to all the things I'll be able to do in life now that I'm hardened Gravestone: RIP smugman - 1967/2024 - Died depressed and unfulfilled - He was hard though

Enfance traumatique : Arrête de pleurer petite merde, les temps durs créent des gens durs [fessée, pleurs] Adolescence pourrie : Je te bully pour t'endurcir mec, c'est pour ton bien, les temps durs créent des gens durs [j'en ai marre] Misérable au travail : Les temps durs créent des gens durs, bosse mieux, loser [je suis épuisé] Bon j'ai traversé beaucoup dans ma vie, mais au moins les temps durs sont derrière moi et les temps durs créent des gens durs… je suis pressé de voir tout ce que je vais pouvoir accomplir maintenant que je suis endurci Tombe : RIP - Homme vert 1967/2004 - Déprimé et insatisfait - Au moins il était endurci

Bhavacakra, the endlessly spinning wheel of trauma.

#smuggies #webcomic #comic #trauma #bullying #capitalism

I only trust natural things USES A SMARTPHONE DOES NOT CONSUME CYANIDE PILLS MASSIVE HYPOCRITE

Je ne consomme que des choses naturelles UTILISE UN SMARTPHONE NE MANGE PAS LES CAPSULES DE CYANURE ÉNORME HYPOCRITE

Straw is natural.

#strawman #smuggies #webcomic #comic #natural

Nine squares with a different smug character in each. Actually… it's not Linux. It's GNU/Linux. You're not allowed to do that, it's basic tabletop etiquette. XKCD #386 proves you're wrong, fool. Linux is just the kernel, the rest is the userland. The distinction between Star Wars canon and Legends is really important here. That's not a virus, it's a worm, it'd need a file to propagate. Water isn't wet, it makes things wet. She's very mature for her age. This meme breaks RFC 1855.

Neuf cases contenant neuf personnages arrogants, chacun avec son propre texte. On ne dit pas Linux, c'est GNU/Linux. Vous ne savez pas optimiser vos persos, cette table de jeu est nulle. XKCD #386 prouve que tu as tort, imbécile. Linux est juste le kernel, le reste c'est l'userland. La distinction entre ce qui est canon dans Star Wars et Legends est importante pour comprendre ceci. On ne dit pas crypter, on dit chiffrer. L'eau n'est pas mouillée, elle mouille les choses. Elle est très mature pour son âge. Ce meme ne respecte pas la RFC 1855.

Nerd-o-rama

Definitely no self-burns in there.

#smuggies #webcomics #comics #nerd

Message: Kill all men they are the cause of all evil they must all die literally one by one society will not be free until all men are genocided to death Man choking under boot: Help me I am oppressed for being a man I… I can't breathe… with this evil boot over my neck Are we really getting the full picture here? How about we zoom out a little bit? N… no… don't The message is now shown surrounded by "Message by @literal_nobody" "2 followers" "0 likes 0 replies 0 reblogs", and the person choking is shown being the one who's putting the boot over their own throat

Message: Il faut tuer tous les hommes ils sont la cause de tous les maux la société ne peut être parfaite que si littéralement tous les hommes se font génocider Homme avec une botte sur le cou: Aidez-moi je suis oppressé parce que je suis un homme je… je ne peux plus… respirer avec cette botte sur mon cou J'ai l'impression qu'il nous manque une partie de l'image complète. Prenons un peu de recul. N… non… pas ça Le message est maintenant entouré de : "Message par @personne_sans_interet", "2 abonnés", "0 likes 0 réponses 0 reblogs", et l'homme en train d'étouffer est lui-même en train de se mettre sa propre botte sur le cou

Ragebait (kill all men)

#smuggies #webcomics #comics #feminism #ragebait

Breaking bad is unrealistic. How did Hank not realize that Walter was Heisenberg all along? I realized it on season 1.

Breaking Bad n'est pas réaliste. Comment Hank n'a-t-il pas réalisé plus tôt que Walter était Heisenberg ? Je m'en suis rendu compte dès la première saison.

Smartass.

#smuggies #webcomics #comics

Hey it's me president Silo of the hit AppleTV series Silo and I'd like to clear a misunderstanding: The reason why we prevent people from leaving the silo is because there's other silos out there that have themes and some of them get really weird and political and we'd like to avoid issues such as… Let's go conquer this silo for the green silo, we'll become two silo nation Entering the green silo (what could go wrong?) Welcome to the COVID silo (highly contagious by the way) Be glad you raided us instead of the ebola silo As the leader of the Hitler silo I am about to annex this silo Welcome to the Stalin silo, we could easily take you in an attrition war so don't even try us OK change of plan instead of fighting how we team up and go annex the Poland silo together Deal Poland silo saying "KURWA" Warned you bro, I warned you about the other silos

This is uh… about the TV show Silo… I think.

Yea.

#smuggies #webcomics #comics #silo #silotv #appletv

Just a cheeky smile and the word CUCK

Based… based on what?

Basé… basé sur quoi ?

Remade some older handmade reaction images in my current style.

I end up using them way more often than I thought I would back when I initially made them.

Better clarify, just in case: those are mockeries of the people who say those things unironically.

#smuggies #meme #memes #cuck #based