Billboard Bachelorette, Eating Peacocks For Spite, and A $10M "Seed Round" For Sperm Races Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Sperm racing! It's taking swimming to a whole new level. In this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Now Book ‘Appointments’ With Kids For Quality Time As Digital Life Takes Priority - Oh No, This Could Be the Next Big Thing: "Stretchy Yogurt" - Florida Man Killed and Ate His Pet Peacocks—For SPITE - TX Teacher Apologizes After Feeding Live Kitten To Classroom Snake - Treat Your Boss Like a Pet to Avoid Constant Chaos and Stress - California Bachelorette Launches Billboard Campaign to Land ‘Mr. Right’ - New Fear Unlocked: Yawning Too Hard Could Kill You - [FOLLOW-UP] Sperm-racing investors blow $10 million on ‘seed round’ for sports venture Pancho spill his vast wisdon on questions that have been sent to him on topics such as what to do when you're confronted about your roommate cheating and whether or not to turn in your wanted cousin to the cops!

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