The Candy-Lords are to the Mad King what OTAN the Freedom Clan was to Tsar Putina of Ruski: A pretext for war.
Night amphibious crossing of "The Big Anu'merica River". Which was renamed from the "Rio Grande" by the Mad Toad King himself.
The Mad Toad King's Army breaches the border wall of Tierradelsur on the southern border. He is searching for the Candy-Lords that slake the sweet-teeth of Anu'mericans.
Of course, a huge portion of the war budget will have to be allocated to contractors such as Tesla, SpaceX, Nerolink, Starlink, and all enterprises tended by President Muskrat. Other companies may attend to his scraps.
SecDef Hogsbreath is preparing the subjects for the invasion of Tierradelsur on the southern border. He is doubling down on the “Candy-Lords sweeten the GovPot. Blah. Blah. Kill them all with our mighty might.” They have our guns. Good folk will die. And the addicts lust yet.
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