Criminal Management Division Quarterly Goals Illuminati Ganga’s Criminal Management Division (CMD, affectionately known as COMMAND) released a new report for the quarter we’re in now a…

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three principle recommendations for our criminal operations during Trumpism:

1. Increase Bank Robberies Near Term
2. Negotiate Financial Fraud Remedies More Aggressively
3. Go Interstate whenever possible

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