"It does me no good if these louts figure it out and she gets thrown into a hole beneath a lord’s mansion, or worse, becomes a magic battery for a two-bit charlatan." -Wishe

#WIPSnips #winterstory #Cheshirecat #shifters #magicpowers #makeawish #henchmen #SwiperNoSwiping #letsmakeadeal #quote

Over $151 Million Taken from Soldiers' Paychecks for Food Costs Spent Elsewhere by the Army The money is collected in what amounts to a tax on troops -- taken from their Basic Allowance for Subsistence payments, roughly $460 per month that is automatically deducted from the paychecks of serv...

Somebody has to feed the immigrants incarcerated in detention camps.
#feedthetroops
#swipernoswiping
#dogeefficiency
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Have they looked for the map in Dora's backpack...backpack? #SwiperNoSwiping #RiffRaff #NoirAlley

Maybe if he says “Putin no shootin’” over and over it might work?

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Can’t wait to see it! ❤️ (I mean this with all love and sincerity, I get Dora and Diego vibes from this pic so much… these two will totally catch Swiper!) #SwiperNoSwiping

The urge to show my Xmas decor to strangers I encounter is clashing with my new naughty online hobby.

#opethatsmypenis #opethatsmyhole #alsomypenis #swipernoswiping #scrolledfordaysandfoundthetree

Can we start informing all of the allies of the united states not to share intelligence with the united states? Emergency info should still be shared, but everything else should not be shared. You might as well be handing classified intel to Putin #Keeptrumpdumb #swipernoswiping

My husband is a toiletpaper thief. #swipernoswiping