My favourite old-site #TalesFromBlackFriday was the one about coming to the mall and finding it was abandoned, looked like it had been for months, and the snow had gotten in. But there were still deals being advertised.
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And the new tablet you got is SO light, you agree to help shore up the shieldwall for half an hour. If you make it out it'll be so worth it.
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#TalesFromBlackFriday
You arrive at the mall with time to spare.
Everyone seems to be lining up patiently, chatting amiably, sharing snacks.
This is WRONG.
It is here once again. Nothing can be done to stop it now.
The clock strikes midnight, the klaxons sound, and the battle begins.
#TalesFromBlackFriday
The tragic of bluesky is that it became popular after the burst of horror that is #talesfromblackfriday.
The Friday in black fled across the food court, and the pricing gunslinger followed.
#TalesFromBlackFriday
"Rabbi to customer service, please! The Returned Items Golem is at it again!" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
"Who is doing all that yelling in housewares and what the hell IS a "kumite" anyhow?" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism
"I don't want the TV, but I do want to rampage like a Viking, so we're going." #talesfromblackfriday #blackestfriday
#blackfriday
#capitalism
A voice cries out from the toasters. "Pick me! Pick me!"
#blackestfriday
#scp
#iamatoaster
#scp-426
#scp426
#talesfromblackfriday
Price shall be halved, credit score be shattered,
A sword-day, a Black Friday, ere then sun rises!
#TalesFromBlackFriday
It's my first of these here, so if we must have Black Friday we shall have #TalesFromBlackFriday also!
IT IS UPON US ONCE MORE
#TalesFromBlackFriday
The man on trial in the Food Court has been found guilty and sentenced to hang.
#talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys
The discounted notebook you bought is cursed. Anything you write becomes lines from The Hobbit and is never finished. #talesfromblackfriday
@GaryAmdahl I cannot. In taking one, I am reducing your #talesfromblackfriday deal to regular price. You will reel.
"Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun. And the XBox. And the Tickle-Me Elmo," said the handsome S-Mart associate. #TalesFromBlackFriday
...but Small Business Saturday had never seemed so far away.
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Black slime leaks from the walls. "That's also 50% off!" the saleswoman announces as it swallows the crowd. #talesfromblackfriday
...Quoth the Wal-Mart, "Gimme more."
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...and like serfs of wars gone by they soon lay broken by the door...
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And with one triumphant cry, they surged forth upon Black Friday...
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She is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness. All who enter PetSmart are lost. #talesfromblackfriday
"You fools! 'Black Friday Shoppers Special' is a MENU ITEM!" he cried, but it was far, far too late. #TalesFromBlackFriday
The dead voices of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir tolled across the big, lifeless box: "Pa rump pa pum pummm..." #TalesFromBlackFriday
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu K'Mart wgah'nagl fhtagn!" came the eldritch chant from across the black, yawning asphalt. #TalesFromBlackFriday
Mother Abagail shuddered at the sound of the weasels rasping through the corn toward the Las Vegas Wal-Mart #TalesFromBlackFriday
He bellowed from atop the sky shelf, "You think I'm trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with ME!"
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"Shop smart, shop S-Mart," the one-handed cashier murmured, his will broken in the end.
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And the remnants of comet ISON peppered the skies with the seeds of our doom. Free soup with salad at Olive Garden.
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