I got an A in chemistry. I'm glad it finally came in handy. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Just say, "duhhhhh-uh"!
--Just say what??
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"You're headed into the unknown." Oh, that's comforting. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Spread your fingers! Spread your fingers! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to shoot you. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
He used to have dreams about sleeping with his momma and all that kind of crazy stuff. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
You don't have to do that. Just be the artistic master. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Quit being stupid. Do it the way you did last time. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I think he made it a lot more dramatic than it needed to be, when it was really just a mirror. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Come get children! Go get the children! I need you to go get children! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I can hear the cowboys shrieking, "Yow ya ya yahoo." #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
These little dragon buns will get us through the day. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
--He's very artistic.
--And AUtistic.
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--This is the Outback.
--There's [sic] not a lot of steakhouses.
#tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Calcutta is insane.
--Cal-CRAZY!
#tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I don't understand why I've been staring at this compass for an hour, watching it go the wrong way.... #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
--The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple-decker is....
--Less chance for murder.
#tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I go sailing every Thursday morning at six o'clock, so, you know. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
That was pointless! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
--Feelin' better this mornin'?
--A lot, thank you. Seeing you makes it twice as better.
--Alright!
#tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv ๐
I woke up--I was so happy. What happened?? #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
We needed a pick-me-up, and I think the silver pajamas are just that. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I can throw up and then try it again, dad! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Here it is. This looks special. Look, there's a special man! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Let's just try to get this booked and let him concentrate and not bicker in front of people. It's really tacky. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
This is just the most stupid day ever already, and it just started. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Stop talking, and go! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
Judging from the skirt and the yellow, I think it's promising. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
I like Austria--that's where the Terminator's from! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv
When they do somethin' stupid, we think it's funny. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv