Student overheard in my classroom on Friday: "Russia and China could bomb us, Trump could die and neonazis could take over, we could make AI the next president, we are in a weird timeline. Pedophiles are running our government."
#teachingadventures #EduSky
I’m so proud of how deeply my students think.
"I have been falsely accused before and I would be upset if i were in a situation like the Salem Witch Trials. It must’ve felt mentally exhausting to be antagonized just for existing."
#TeachingAdventures #EduSky #SalemWitchTrials #TheCrucible
Today I get to be the coffee fairy at my school for our Coffee and Cookies event!
So obviously, I had to wear my old Starbucks uniform. ☕️
I left the company in 2022 after 4 years, but I still have those coffee skillz.
#OnceABaristaAlwaysABarista #ToBeAPartner #StarbucksForever #TeachingAdventures
During our first week of the new school year, my new students described me as “just weird enough to be interesting,” according to our school’s registrar. 😂
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Hey, everybody,
Make sure you help your students fact-check the Google AI summaries?
Obviously, you can't give an assassination speech, assassination means you're not alive to give a speech. Also, Lincoln's wife was not assassinated.
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One of the science teachers at my new school made me a crocheted donut! 🍩
So far, my colleagues at this school are much friendlier than other schools I’ve taught at.
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My 11th graders are reading part of the 2019 graphic novel "They Called Us Enemy" about @georgetakei.bsky.social + Japanese internment camps.
The author bio talks about him acting in #StarTrek and becoming an influencer.
It's sooooooooo relevant to where we are today.
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I think I’m gonna love this school year and my new students. 💛
My favorite part of this student’s intro: “What makes learning funner for me is when we can vibe together, talk and laugh together. I HATE a serious a** teacher.”
I think this is gonna be a great year. 😂
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I’m trying not to cry while grading my students’ papers.
We read an article about the Salem Witch Trials in my 11th grade American Literature class.
They said: "I think in the old times, diversity was very scary."
It’s scary today, too, friend. And that breaks my heart.
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Today my new students described me as “just weird enough to be interesting,” according to our school’s registrar. 😂 #TeachingAdventures #EduSky
Follow me and my yoga teaching adventure 🧘🏻♀️💫☀️
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#méxico #yogainmexico #teachingyogainmexico #teachingadventure #teachingadventures #excited #superexcited #superexcited😍❤️
Whenever kids ask you how old you are and you say 35 and they say, “I’m 5!” and then they say “you’re 30 years older than me!”, I feel practically ancient.
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When I was substituting as a special education para last week and wearing a mask, one of the littles was like "IS THE CORONAVIRUS BACK?!"
And I said, "I just get sick easily and I don't like to get sick." And he was like, "Oh." Lol.
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Overheard today in a middle school history classroom:
“I don’t know what D-Day is!”
“Dude, just use AI!”
“No! The last time I used AI, I got lunch detention.”
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One of my students today during my reading lab class: "That is some bull, S, H, and some other words!"
He knew I'd call his mom if he tried to swear, lol.😂
#TeachingAdventures #middleschoolersbelike
Behold the weirdly specific and unique insults that my students wrote on the whiteboard yesterday. 😜
8th graders are special. Lol.
Also, keep your teacher friends in your thoughts and send us good vibes as we head into winter break. ✨
#TeachingAdventures #MiddleSchoolersBeLike
8th grade student, the week after the 2024 presidential election:
“I don't like America anymore. Deport me! I wanna go back to France."
#TeachingAdventures #MiddleSchoolersBeLike
