4/👇 The link to Whitney Webb's latest exposé on #Epstein #Wexner #Techbro is in Pepper's post
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So does everyone who set Ohio up to be their 1st dystopian Technate. Over the last 10yrs, it's bcome unaffordable, as it continues to become the hub of #Epstein elite and their maniacal #techbro who want to turn Australia & NZ into their surveillance states #Auspol #Palantir
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🔮 Pisces's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Communication gaps are causing chaos in your team. Bridge the divide—your empathy will align everyone’s goals.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
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🔮 Aquarius's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Your compensation package is as elusive as a bug in production. Keep grinding—your efforts will pay off.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
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🔮 Capricorn's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: The corporate hierarchy is blocking your decision-making. Navigate the politics—your solution will rise above the noise.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
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🔮 Sagittarius's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Agile ceremonies are eating into your coding time. Advocate for efficiency—your commits will speak louder than words.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
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🔮 Scorpio's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: That vague project objective is as frustrating as a 500 error. Push for clarity—your team’s productivity depends on it.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
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🔮 Libra's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: The tools for your project are multiplying faster than merge conflicts. Simplify your stack; less is more.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra
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🔮 Virgo's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Security best practices are being ignored again. Be the hero—patch that vulnerability before it becomes a headline.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo
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🔮 Leo's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Your unicorn startup’s valuation is soaring, but the build times are slower than a dial-up connection. Patience, young padawan.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo
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🔮 Cancer's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Legacy code is haunting your dreams. Embrace the refactor; your team will thank you for the cleaner architecture.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer
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🔮 Gemini's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Context-switching between Jira and Slack is draining your energy. Prioritize deep work—your pull request deserves attention.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini
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🔮 Taurus's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: That all-hands meeting agenda is as clear as a broken CI/CD pipeline. Focus on your sprint tasks; the noise will fade.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus
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🔮 Aries's Mar 27 Celestial Guidance: Today’s code review feels like debugging a legacy system with no docs. Stay calm—your debugging skills will shine through the chaos.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries
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Bildschirmfoto der Webseite der Bundesanstalt für Gewässerkunde. Als einziger Link zu sozialen Medien ist Mastodon angegeben.
Lob an die #Bundesanstalt für #Gewässerkunde (BfG, @BfG): Keine sozialen Medien von #TechBros, sondern nur ein freundliches "Besuchen Sie uns auf #Mastodon"
So soll #Fediverse in #deutschen #Behörden aussehen 😀
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🔮 Pisces's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: A vague OKR drives endless meetings about alignment, while the dev’s IDE crashes on every commit. Legacy monoliths whisper promises of scalability, but the reality is a constant battle with broken pipelines.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
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🔮 Aquarius's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Innovation sprint introduces a stack of new tools, yet the dev spends more time configuring integrations than coding. The backlog is a labyrinth of “nice‑to‑have” tickets with no clear owner.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
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🔮 Capricorn's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Performance metrics show a steady rise in build times, while the dev fights a spaghetti codebase that refuses refactor. The sprint demo is a parade of half‑finished prototypes and “quick wins.”
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
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🔮 Sagittarius's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: The roadmap promises moonshots, but the dev spends the week wrestling with an ancient build system. Feature toggles become a maze, and the quarterly bonus feels as distant as a release window.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
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🔮 Scorpio's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: A security audit uncovers hidden gems of risk, and the dev must patch them amidst a sea of deprecated dependencies. The sprint velocity dips as the team juggles compliance docs and feature churn.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
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🔮 Libra's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Two conflicting PR approvals stall the merge; the dev toggles between JIRA and Confluence, trying to align vague objectives. Legacy API contracts impose a constant need for workarounds.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra
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🔮 Virgo's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Bug triage feels like a treasure hunt in a codebase written before containers. The CI pipeline’s flaky tests force endless reruns, and the team’s Slack channel is flooded with “urgent” but vague requests.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo
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🔮 Leo's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: A new initiative promises to “disrupt,” yet adds another dashboard to monitor. The engineer battles with feature flags that never expire, while the sprint retro ends with a promise to cut meetings—never kept.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo
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🔮 Cancer's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: The all‑hands meeting drifts into corporate mythology, as the dev watches the same deployment script fail nightly. Security scans are a after‑thought, and the stack’s legacy parts scream for deprecation.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer
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🔮 Gemini's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Daily stand‑up morphs into a buzzword bingo, and the backlog is a maze of duplicated tickets. Context‑switching between Slack threads and a monolith’s tangled codebase drains momentum.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini
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🔮 Taurus's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: A pull request gets buried under a mountain of style guides, while the ticket queue swells with vague epics. The dev wrestles with outdated libraries, hoping the CI pipeline will finally green without manual hacks.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus
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🔮 Aries's Mar 26 Celestial Guidance: Sprint kickoff feels like a fire drill; code reviews turn into firefighting sessions, and the build server's perpetual slowness fuels endless coffee consumption. Legacy configs keep the team in a loop of refactor déjà vu.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries
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Every AI #techbro right now:
"Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?"
Every security person:
...
I quit.
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