Text message conversation between William (Boss) and employee: William (Boss): Hey, I know you're supposed to be off today, but we're short staffed so I need you to come into the factory ASAP. Employee: I told you several times I needed today off. William (Boss): I'm sick of having to set expectations for you. A chubby Bavarian kid fell into the chocolate river and I need you to help get him out and clean the tubes. Employee: I'm not coming in. William (Boss): Yes, you are. I'm gonna play my little flute and you're gonna come in and sing a fun song with your weird ass friends. William (Boss): That's your job. Employee: I quit. I hope you chug a Fizzy Lifting Drink and float into outer space and fucking die. William (Boss): Let's not be hasty. You can come in today in the afternoon. A girl is now a blueberry. (This appears to be a humorous parody text conversation referencing Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)
MEME DECONSTRUCTION:
“Nobody wants to come to work any more.”
Willie Wonka in negotiation with his staff via text messaging.
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