P1: Isekai'd Rat: Oh NO, more women! Whatever. You! You look like you have Authority and appear European. You have to help me -I think we're in Hell!! P2: The isekai'd rat blubbers incessantly in the background. Lisa: Shh, it's okay. I don't care. Lisa: You isekai'd to the wrong layer. Hell is just below this world. Don't worry, I know how to help you. P3: The Isekai'd rat is thrown out the window, looking indignant as he's about to travel to the next-next world. P4: And they said the Eli M. Black Tribute Window would be "dangerous" and a "waste of funding."
P1: Benicio: I got you a salad, it has extra protein and a light vinaigrette. P2: Ben: It's low sugar, high fiber. I promise, you can eat it. P3: Russel: What happened? You look like shit, dude.
P1: Benicio: I KNOW WHAT TO BEAT MYSELF UP OVER - I FORGOT I HAD TO COOK DINNER TONIGHT. P2: Benicio: Russ works out on Mondays and I didn't cook this weekend. There's no leftovers! P3: Benicio, out loud: I'm home. Benicio, thinking: He's a grown rat, not a goldfish. He knows how to feed himself. P4: Russ: Wow, you're home late! I'd get up but I'm a little... tired...! Benicio: Hi...Russ.
P1: It's been a month since I've even tried and he gets it done in just minutes... I'm still so wound up, I don't even care if Russel is up I should try and come again. P2: Intrusive thought: Two orgasms in one night! Who'd have thought that Bottomless Benicio could be so insatiable. Benicio: I'm riding my high and you don't get a say in the matter. P3: Intrusive thought: ...Why won't you let me ruin a good time just by showing up anymore? It's very rude of you. Benicio: I'm selfish like that, if you were a good intrusive thought you'd try and hit that nerve. Do better.
P1: Benicio: I hate to cut it short, but I should get home. P2: Benjamin: Let me know when you're home? Benicio: M'kay! Benjamin: And lunch tomorrow? Benicio: ...Mhm! P3: Benjamin: Dinner too? Benicio, off screen: I'm starting the car...!
P1: Benicio is staring off into the distance, trying to figure out how he feels. P2: Benicio: I think I'm out of cum, forever. P3: Benicio: I don't know if I'll ever be horny again, after something so wonderful. P4: Benjamin: That's so sweet Are you staying full for the rest of your life too?
The Bens 175 03/11/2026 #thebens #webcomic #furry
Benicio has a very rare case of post-nut delusion.
P1: The Bens! Benjamin and Benicio are dancing together. P2: Benjamin: Now what happened...? P3: Benjamin, Captioned: Benjamin tried to stop Benicio from eating all that cursed pasta, but it was too late. Benicio: It's fine, just another plate or two. P4: Benjamin, captioned: But that bottomless Benicio, urged by the sauceror's curse, just kept. Eating. And eating. Until his clothes ripped, until he was eating from the buffet itself! Until... P5: Benjamin, captioned: The only thing left was a meatball. Benicio: Benjy, you gotta help me finish... P6: Benjamin: Are you ready to finish? Benicio: Yeah Benjamin: Look at me. Tell me what happens next. P7: Benicio, shouting: TAMP ME FULL! IF I CAN BEG I CAN HAVE MORE! I NEED IT! I NEED IT! P8: Benjamin, captioned: Benicio couldn't finish the last meatball, but he was finally finished.
P1: Benicio: Did I do anything truly embarrassing? Benjamin: Nothing that got us thrown out. P2: Benicio: How did I put that much away? P3: Benjamin: You were ensorceled by the sauceror, no doubt. I warned you. Benicio: Hah...Guess so. P4: Benjamin: How about you come in for a cup of coffee and some strawberry toast? I'll tell you a 'story' about what really happened.
Don't worry we'll see what happened...! P1: Benicio is so blissed. P2: Benicio snaps to. P3: Benicio becomes aware of his surroundings. He's in his car, and driving. P4: Benicio: ....Why am I driving? Benjamin: I don't have a license? Benicio: That is NOT the question I'm asking!!
The Bens 172 03/02/2026
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Incoming Flashback!
P1: Benjamin, thinking: Let's kill him for real now. P2: Benjamin: You'll eat for me, won't you, big boy? P3: Benicio begins descending into a lustful glut. P4: Benjamin: Ruh-roh. Benicio slurps greedily and messily on the plate, shoveling noodles in.
The Bens 171 02/25/2026
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[Ear Ringing noise intensifies]
P1: Benjamin: You hanging in there, "Rodney?" Benicio: I'm gonna bust. P2: Benjamin: C'mere... I've got a Cool Trick to free some space... P3: Benicio: Someone's gonna see..! Benjamin: (Shhh!) P4: Benjamin: There we are! Plenty more room to fill out.
P1: Benjamin: 'Scuse me, lemme squeeze on in.... Gotta make sure we're comfy so you can eat a proper meal. P2: Benjamin: Maybe instead of asking how many people I could eat like....Mr. Sushi. P3: Benjamin: How's about you eat like one of me?
P1: Benjamin: You still look famished! So how's about this Kool Rat grabs you another plate? P2: Benicio: You don't have to humor me like Benjamin, interrupting: I don't "humor" things I won't do. I like being silly and horny. P3: Benjamin: I'd love to keep going, but you gotta trust that I wanna do this too. So, are we cool? P4: Benicio, flustered: I think...Yo Kool Rat, I think I've got room..? Benjamin: Yeah man, I've got you!
P1: Caption: I always hated the ending. He clearly wanted to go! P2: Caption: It would be...snug...on that tour bus. P3: Benicio: Travelling...Food. The parties would be amazing! Getting heavier every day... P4: Benjamin: Hell yeah! Imagine the orgies! Getting passed around by those huge cats. P5: Benicio: ... P6: Benicio: Sure..! Hot stuff. P7: Benjamin: What happens next, then? P8: Benicio: I usually think about Rodney being 'caught up' by one of the Cats. P9: Benjamin: Well I can work with that, lil' hepcat! Seems like you...need a snack! I'm out of rhymese. Something something, get fat.
The Bens 167 02/03/2026 #thebens #webcomic #furry
Benjamin is not a poet.
P1: Benicio: THERE'S MORE TO IT! P2: There is a screenshot of the cartoon in question, where a chubby rat is in some kind of club where two fat cats are hanging out with him. One is eating a large hunk of meat on a bone, the other is playing an instrument. Benicio: The Fat Cats ARE hot...and Rodney gets chubby too... But it's the way they encouraged him that gets me. P3: Benicio: Did you know the animators loved drawing him fat so much they changed his design for the next season? He kept his snarky, "mean" attitude but they made him rounder. I guess it was easier to animate? P4: Benjamin, imagining Benicio performing all kinds of sex acts with the Cool Cats. Benjamin: Tell me more! Get to the hot stuff!
P1: Benjamin: How about I share a weird fantasy I have, and you can tell me one that's up to that level? Benicio: Sure? P2: Benjamin: I wanna be this sleezy King, with a knight picked out to "attend" to me. P3: Benjamin: Sometimes he's down bad, or maybe it's just a job. But all that matters is that he kisses MY ring and obeys. P4: Benicio: Whoa Benjamin: Your turn!
P1: Benjamin: How about I share a weird fantasy I have, and you can tell me one that's up to that level? Benicio: Sure? P2: Benjamin: I wanna be this sleezy King, with a knight picked out to "attend" to me. P3: Benjamin: Sometimes he's down bad, or maybe it's just a job. But all that matters is that he kisses MY ring and obeys. P4: Benicio: Whoa Benjamin: Your turn!
P1: Benjamin: That does have me thinking. I know a few things that fidget your spinner. But what else are you into? P2: Benicio: What I'm into...? P3: Benicio: You know, normal things. Benjamin: Right! Benjamin, thinking: Let's try another angle.
P1: Benicio: I think that I gave a lot of good context for why I like weird food. Isn't accepting it at face value as lazy as being dismissive? P2: Benjamin: If you know why, that's all the better for you. I think it's tough enough being vulnerable, so I don't go around expecting a slideshow justifying our joys. P3: Benjamin: Besides, this isn't weird to me. A guy once asked me to feed them with packing peanuts during sex. Benicio: Did you do it? Benjamin: Only once- I had to block him when he wouldn't stop sending me dick pics. P4: Benjamin: Just in case - You're not friends with PicaPete from Kink.co, right? Benicio: No, but I'd love to hear his opinion on Squiiks.
The Bens 11/21/2025
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Sorry for the late post!
P1: Benjamin: You don't have to do all those gymnastics to justify yourself. P2: Benicio: I meant it though... P3: Benjamin: I know that! But how do I say it... P4: Benjamin: I liked the first reason you gave more.
P1: A parody of the movie poster for "A dinner with Andre" P2: Benicio: What makes food good? An arrow points to the dish, labeled hand-made pasta with sauce slurry. P3: Benicio: Food's meant to feed you first. Flavor is a bonus, & taste is cultural. P4: People use what they have. A caption of Lime Cottage Cheese Jello and SShrimp. P5: Benjamin: This is beyond weirdo stuff. You put fermented beans & savory aspics in one bucket? Benicio: Why not? P6: Benicio: People wouldn't eat it if it was inedible. The texture & flavor priorities are just different. P7: Benjamin pauses to really think. P8: Benjamin: How much are you talking out of your butt? P9: Benicio: ...Only twenty percent. However, P10: Benicio: You must admit, it is a nice butt.
A character with a ski mask on, a tied scarf with many black and white stripes, and a blue business blazer sits in an office. The office appears to be furnished with some photos of their younger self.
When's the last time
you saw someone with a ski mask and a gun
Get on the inside?
You gotta do it, gotta do it, gotta do it like me
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P1: Benicio: I like food! Especially when people are creative! P2: Benjamin: There's creative and then there's mixing goop. P3: Benicio: I appreciate the blatant disregard for texture and flavor. It's kitsch. Benjamin: I see. P4: Benicio: Just look at this sauce. It's so...Tacky. Benjamin: Tacky? Honey, that's cooled into cement.
P1: Benjamin: You just seem, very...enthused by all this. P2: Benicio: I'm sorry, I can explain- Benjamin: Oh! P3: Benjamin: I get it now! This is weirdo stuff! P4: Benjamin: I love weirdo stuff.
P1: Benicio: No, I MUST try it! P2: Benicio: It pours like a paste, how can I resist? P3: Benjamin fails to contain a bit of a horrified response. P4: Benjamin: Why are you like this?
P1: Benjamin: "The Sauceror's Cauldron. "Our house sauce is a fun blend of herbs, meats and cheeses..." P2: Benicio: I can't help myself. I have to try it. P3: Benjamin: Please. You don't have to impress me.
P1: Benicio: Behind the curtain was a pasta buffet? I thought it was just extra seating. Benjamin: Guess it's only open during dinner. P2: Benicio: Vito's Spaghetti. "We make all our pastas in house!" Benicio: 'Do it for the Gnocci', seasoned with nutmeg and white pepper. P3: Benjamin: I think I get it. This is all the leftovers from the lunch service. Benicio: Clever! A marinara...beef ragu...That's a nice looking alfredo. What's this pink one? P4: Sign: The SAUCEROR'S CAULDRON. Benicio: Hmm.
P1: Benjamin: Oh Dippy Stixx, you fix everything that a hand job can't. P2: Benicio: I know I didn't help, dropping all my drama on you. P3: Benjamin: Don't say it like that... I'm just not used to caring this much. P4: Benicio: You were CARING? About work? About ME? Shucks! Benjamin: Listen, You! Benicio: I'm listening, I'm listening!
P1: Benjamin and Benicio cross the street to Vito's. P2: Benjamin: Did it strike you as odd...how close those two stood? P3: Lisa: Who are you, my father? They just wanted as much space from me as possible. For good reason. P4: Benicio: Plus Phyllis looked exhausted, I can't imagine what she was dealing with up there. P5: Phyllis: But who stays that late after hours to TALK? Lisa: I've heard enough from Lara. That Benicio can turn a five minute conversation into an hour. Phyllis: That tracks. P6: Benjamin: Phyllis is too professional Benicio: No, she's just a hard ass. Besides... P7: Benicio: ...Assuming two people can't be close would be homophobic! P8: Lisa intimately buckles Phyllis' seatbelt. Phyllis doesn't resist, but she looks angry as she blushes. Lisa: Let me get that for you. Your husband would kill me if I didn't bring you home safe.
The Bens 10/31/2025
A trick - I'm posting early.
The treat - have a comic!
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