Screenshot of Wayward Vegan's instagram post at https://www.instagram.com/p/DVeMhiGjeeS

Text from thewaywardvegan_'s instagram post: "We're simply adding some hearty classic diner items (chicken, eggs, cheese, and a gourmet desserts) alongside everything you already love, and we'll always have vegan versions or swaps available. This is about growing the restaurant and making it welcoming for more people while keeping our plant-based roots strong."

Feels like something out of #TheNeedling but apparently it's real.

RE: https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/116052907077107187

That's not coming from the broom

#seattle #TheNeedling

Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes Local marine biologists have discovered one picky orca calf won’t eat their rich unless their mom cuts them into little yacht shapes. “Bigg’s orcas usually aren’t as picky about what they eat…

How did I miss this one? xD

@TheNeedling - theneedling.com/2025/11/27/picky-orca-ca...

#TheNeedling #seattle #orca #EatTheRich

Emergency Declared After President Actually Declares Emergency When Blue State Asked A local emergency was declared today after President Donald Trump and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem actually approved a federal emergency declaration and the assistance that…

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#Satire #TheNeedling #Humor

Atmospheric River Runs Wild Waves Out of Business Admitting there was no way to out-compete the increasingly popular wet global warming phenomenon, today Wild Waves Theme Park in Federal Way announced it’s closing after Atmospheric River completel…

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#Satire #TheNeedling

The Needling (@TheNeedling@newsie.social) Attached: 1 image East Bezos Ball Demolished to Make Way for More Ball Room: https://theneedling.com/2025/10/24/east-bezos-ball-demolished-to-make-way-for-more-ball-room/

[screaming]

https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/115433147531757523

#seattle #TheNeedling #bezos

The Needling (@TheNeedling@newsie.social) Attached: 1 image McMenamins to Challenge Itself by Restoring Historic Tacoma K-Mart: https://theneedling.com/2025/06/14/mcmenamins-to-challenge-itself-by-restoring-historic-tacoma-k-mart/

okay idk, if you're not aware of ... stuff up here ... this may not be the home-run to you that it is for me?

but it is xD

@TheNeedling
https://newsie.social/@TheNeedling/114905532033719981

#seattle #TheNeedling #tacoma #Kmart #BigK

Omg... We've all suspected for so long...but now...FINALLY, someone is bringing this to light!!! 😅 THIS is the kind of hard hitting journalism America needs! #seattle #wsdot #theneedling #satirenews

Parents Insist It’s Really, Totally Fine Son Chose Evergreen Over UW In a highly anticipated family Zoom call tonight, local Seattle parents Sam and Bev Mosely insisted it’s actually absolutely fine their son Dan is choosing to attend Evergreen State College this fa…

"Who needs football when you’ve got hacky sack, am I right?"

This is so spot-on!😂 Great to have one legit news source in Seattle. @theneedling.com #theneedling #evergreencollege #geoducks #UW #GoDawgs

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ICE Agent Says No One Will Talk to Him Here Because of the Seattle Freeze After weeks of trying to strike up friendly conversations with people about their neighbors, lonely and distraught local ICE Agent Martin Briggs says no one is talking to him here because of the Se…

theneedling.com/2025/02/04/i...

Love our local parody news site: The Needling - Seattle's Only Real Fake News

#TheNeedling #Seattle #ICE #Parody #LeftCoast

Trump Vows to End Paper Straws Initiative and Bring Back Plastic The move would run counter to a Biden administration push to cut back on single-use plastic, which was considered a milestone.

Alright #theNeedling you’ve got your work cut out for you creating fake news in this environment!

Amazon Clarifies Climate Pledge was Just Pledge to Change Climate, Not Improve It After weeks of sticking to an unpopular 5-days-a-week return-to-office order despite increased Seattle area car traffic and pollution that seemingly didn’t align with its Climate Pledge goals…

“Amazon Clarifies Climate Pledge Was Just Pledge To Change Climate Not Improve It” 🤣🤣 needling nailed it as always #theneedling #amazon #climatepledge

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@theneedling.bsky.social is on bluesky! #TheNeedling