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The ever-embattled tobacco industry suffered another blow Monday, as citizens’ groups challenged the… #TheOnion
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Picture of trump at a podium with the headline: Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Headline from the Onion that Trump warns Iran to Accept his ultimatum or face wrath of next ultimatum
“…the Iranian regime only had two more days to consider his terms before he would give them eight more days to consider his terms.” 😂😂😂
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