From comics community on Reddit
Two cartoon characters lying died by side in bed:
Panel 1:
Masc bearded character: “I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY TOUCH.”
Femme: “HOW SO? “
Panel 2:
M: “BEFORE YOU HAD TO STAY IN BED FOR HOURS ONCE WE FINISHED.
LIKE YOUR LEGS WERE TOTALLY USELESS...NOW IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT EFFECTS YOU AT ALL.”
Panel 3: (F character starts getting out of bed)
F: “DON'T BE SILLY. IT'S STILL GREAT! I'M GOING TO GO GET US SOME…”
Panel 4:
(M is still in bed, F is standing, wearing a slip with a trail of gold flakes leading to her legs and surrounding her on the floor)
M: (gesturing)“SEE?! IT'S NOT EVEN SOLID GOLD! IT'S LITERALLY FLAKING OFF. “
F: “OH MY GOD, MIDAS. JUST STOP.“
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CW: ribald, slightly explicit humor.
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