E. MORGAN PEARL (on TV): As AEGIS commander and legendary patriot Ty Rathbone said last night, 'These weirdos are just the beginning!' I'm telling you, City, get ready for the freak parade, 'cause it's-a-comin'!
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OVERKILL (on AEGIS): They'll drown you in red tape. They'll file your file under 'where the f*** is that f***ing file?'
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SUPERIAN: You don't want anyone to find out about those little Atlantians you're hiding, right? (chuckles)
ARTHUR: Wait, who told you about that?
SUPERIAN: I'm Superian. Wherever you are on the planet, I can hear you.
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HOBBES: Superian does move faster than the human eye can register. And he emits a wide spectrum of energies at will. In short, he goes where he wants to.
TY RATHBONE: So we're the next stop on his meltdown tour?
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DANGERBOAT: We're going to need a serious tech expert.
OVERKILL: I'm thinking of a certain ex-rocket scientist who's not to far away and isn't afraid to get their hands dirty.
DANGERBOAT: Black Market Bob.
OVERKILL: Black Market Bob.
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MS. LINT: I'm not signing that.
THE TICK: Oh, you are, because it's the right thing to do and heroes do the right thing.
MS. LINT: No, I'm not signing it because the rules don't say that I have to, so up yours.
THE TICK: (sighs) Up mine.
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DOT: Well, there's got to be a happy medium, though, right?
OVERKILL: Happy mediums get people killed.
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A quotation from Ben Edlund
> THE TICK: And isn’t sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean, all of you get is one trick, rational thinking. But when you’re good and crazy, oohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, the sky’s the limit!
**Ben Edlund** (b. 1968) American cartoonist, writer, producer
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THE TICK: What if you're awesome too, but you don't know it because you're looking at a burning flame on the horizon called Arthur, and you want to run up and stomp it out like a rhino on the veldt. Don't be Rhino Dot, Be happy camper Dot.
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FRANK: You think killing the boss just automatically puts you at the top of the pyramid?
MS. LINT: Yeah. I can feel the metal guns in your coats, boys. They can't wait to trade protons with me. Go ahead—I'll light 'em up like the third rail.
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ARTHUR: Ok. Ramses. Ramses? Hey. Listen here, ok? Look at me. Where is The Terror?
RAMSES IV: In your heart. It's in the heart of every man.
OVERKILL: Not terror. The Terror.
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DANGERBOAT (to Overkill): Tried to call you on your helmet. You're not answering your helmet anymore?
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TY RATHBONE: We call to order this first assembly of the...
THE TICK (spinning in his chair): Whoa. Heh! These chairs are cool!
ARTHUR: Tick, Tick, we said this was a professional environment. Be cool. Thank you.
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THE TICK (while popping bubbles): So round. So perfect! Ahh… why do the best things in life pop so easily?
ARTHUR: You've never seen these before, Tick?
THE TICK: Circles? I've seen plenty of them.
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THE TERROR: Well, I can't just summon a maniacal laugh. I need to see something maniacally funny.
Hannity hits Garrett with a paperweight.
THE TERROR: (chuckles) That was a maniacal chuckle. What are you gonna do with a maniacal chuckle?
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DR. KARAMAZOV: My, God. I have not seen the sky in years.
ARTHUR: Don't worry, my friend. I promise you, no one will ever make you their prisoner ever ag –
DR. KARAMAZOV (punches Arthur in groin): I'm sorry!
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DOT (referring to The Tick): Um… Arthur? Is he… is he hitting you?
ARTHUR: No, no. No, no, no. Well, yeah. I mean, he is, but you know, he's honing my danger reflex. It's fine, it's different.
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THE TICK: Well, we'll cross that bridge after we've burned it.
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HOBBES: An exciting time to be alive, am I right? Gentlemen, I'm Dr. Agent Hobbes Acting Branch Director of Science.
ARTHUR: Ha-Have you been there the whole time?
HOBBES: Yes. I love this movie.
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THE TICK: Okay. This is the part where you say 'Kill them all!' and I start punching.
RAMSES IV (annoyed): Don't tell me what to say.
RAMSES IV: Destroy them all!
THE TICK: Hmm.
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SUPERIAN: But come on. You can do this. You can do anything. You are Superian. All you got to do is build up some velocity and fly faster than the speed of time.
VOICE FROM SPACESHIP: Fugitive 11-X. Assume the position.
SUPERIAN: Oh, shit.
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OVERKILL: Karamazof?
ARTHUR: He's alive. It's kept him in prison for a long time, but I helped him escape. He's a lot… smaller than he looks on the video.
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DONNY: What's your name, sport?
ARTHUR: They call me The Accountant.
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THE TERROR (to young Arthur): Hello there. Oh. What have you got behind your ear? Oh… it's nothing. You got nothing!
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SUPERIAN: I bet I could do it. Get up enough speed, get the whole ball of wax going backwards. Time goes forwards when the Earth spins forwards. If I reverse the Earth's spin, who's to say I wouldn't be able to turn back time on the planet?
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OVERKILL (to Dot): The past is poison. Bury it in the glacier.
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THE TICK: The ones with skin in this game may have to sacrifice it all for the team. But you can't give up now, hero. The town you call Home Plate lies in the path of a Goliath. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do?
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THE TICK (to Arthur): See, when destiny jumps off the bridge, so do you. You leap, then you look.
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DOT: Just dropped by to give you this. (puts Overkill's gun on the table)
OVERKILL: Shakira!
DOT: Did you just call your gun 'Shakira'?
OVERKILL: No.
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