#thebridesofdracula hashtag - Bluesky

3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

That bit probably has better CGI than the next movie on House of Svengoolie.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

My college thesis was on the extinction of vampires in America due to all the telephone poles. I think it went very well.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

"Bring some brandy and hot water. And something for the girl."

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

We know what's wrong with the horses.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

Kerwyn would make a great Tiny Tim in "A Svengoolie Carol"

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

All these English dudes look alike, but have we seen the guy who hopped on the coach in the beginning of the movie again?

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3 months ago

Bloodlust or too much toking?

Munchies either way.

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

Woman: I'll leave you two alone for 10 minutes.

Baron: What are we going to do with the extra 8 minutes?

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3 months ago

Oooh, hussy!

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

If I were van Helsing, all the buttons on my coat would be little silver crosses.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

Peter Cushing is dressed better to lurk in cemeteries and battle the undead than I was in my last job interview.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

This priest really flunked the church's course on comforting relatives of the deceased.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

We have a French exchange student. When does John Cusack show up?

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

Baroness: I'll invite a young girl to my zoo, but make sure not to tell her that she can't pet the Moopsy.

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3 months ago

"Someone threw out a perfectly good French girl."

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

So what WAS the Baronesses plan in tricking her into coming to the castle?

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3 months ago

"No! I'm going to marry up and get aggressively drunk with guests!"

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

I know that MeTV doesn't show it anymore, but RIP to Buck Rogers star, Gil Gerard.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

I have company on the couch tonight.

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3 months ago

#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula

"Are you married? Oh, I see that you already have a ball and chain."

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