Balengiaca levels of ugly scamming. A cowboy boot, painted gold, with a USA flag and a gold-plated T on the front.

The Emperor's New Boot.

The Emperor's New Boots can be yours too for $499.

I'm a big believer in people dressing however they want, but that doesn't mean I won't also laugh at their choices or think they're a fucking idiot. #theemperorsnewboots #goldboots