Be good to see some of you fine people at #TheOldBell Derby on 22nd March to see my brilliant friend Wesley Mallin and me perform

Looking forward to getting back in the game x

#derbywhatson

Ticket link in comments

Lunch with in-laws in this excellent, mutually inconvenient juicer:

#theoldbell
#oxted

Time for a quick pint before an early night.

(And all of those who’ve asked, you can now see the swollen black eye for yourself)

#scruff #daddy #selfie #friends #pub #london #beer #theoldbell #beard #gayswhohashtagforattention