Picture of a grocery aisle shelf stacked with little bulbous jars of cream colored something or other with a blue label called Lady's Choice Tuna Spread. That's Lady singular, so I am assuming just one lady ever chose this and all the rest wanted nothing to do with it, or maybe it is the choice of a goat named Lady who will literally eat anything including actual burning garbage.

You can please your lady, or you can disappoint. When it comes to tuna spread, there is only one choice. And that's to run. But if you really want it, then make the right choice, her choice, Lady's Choice.*

*Guy's Choice brand tuna spread is the same but hairier. #tunaspread #GroceryOutlet