Yep, #routemasters episode entirely ruined by arrival of Boris and his stupid #vanitybus

Ooh, #routemasters catch-up time now. Buses! Lovely buses! (And Boris's #vanitybus at some point apparently *braces self*)

Adding opening windows to Boris #vanitybus? Just need them to seal up that dangerous hole & drop the costly hole-monitors and it might work!

27° in London this Sun; the #sweatmaster #vanitybus will surely not be usable in those conditions if it hit 30° when only in low 20s outside

Meltdown on the Boris bus: air-con cock-up leaves passengers - Air-con faults and windows that don't open on £354,000 buses- Vehicles hailed by Mayor as 'brilliant feat of engineering'

Wonder where @standardnews got a story about heat on the #vanitybus - journalism, or reading @Helzbels on BorisWatch? http://bit.ly/1a5BwwO

On this overcast, lukewarm day, here's @Helzbels' thermometer on the almost empty top deck of Boris's #vanitybus: http://ow.ly/i/2wyTU

Why is it left to @Helzbels to ride on the #vanitybus with a thermometer and burn her leg on the stairs? Where are all the journalists?

Oh, to be clear that's not my #vanitybus pic, forgot Twitter would drop the username from it - click through to see source tweet.

Turns out it's true Boris's #vanitybus is creating jobs for Londoners (other than the hole-monitor): recovery people! twitter.com/scottruane/status/350657...

twitter.com/exrenthell/status/349191... It's as if the #vanitybus was designed to please people who never actually travel inside buses (e.g. @MayorofLondon)

Boris's #vanitybus is even *more* ridiculous than I realised, then. Cut dangerous hole in it; employ ppl solely to prevent use of hole. Wow.

Livetweeting #vanitybus RT @Helzbels: "Are you saying you're going to prevent me getting off the bus?" " Yes, I am, until we reach the stop"