‘Choose your thickness and length’, the sign says. I think it’s about curtain poles. I was laughing too hard to read the rest of it.

Just been to IKEA. Laughed childishly at this sign. #VeryMature

Y'all I am so petty that sometimes when my boss makes me mad at work I write in their name on a piece of scrap paper and put it in my shoes so that I can steep all over their feeling to #workdrama #adulting #verymature #happyMonday