TIL: It's "monstrous" not "monstErous"
I like my spelling better.
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Anyone who has ever said, "you can do anything you put your mind to." Has never tried to setup a Matter smart plug in both Google Home and Apple Home while having an Eero powered network.
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Being an alcoholic / addict has few perks.
One of them is that I would sure as shit win a gold medal in a game of, "123, where you gonna throw up?"
My kid on the other hand? She can't even make it to the bathroom tile four feet away.
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Do they make reading glasses with a built-in AirTag? Asking for a friend.
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Could you do an old school solid and follow @fcschool.bsky.social for me please?
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I liked Henry VII better. #VintageTweet