Link stands exhausted over the smoldering remains of a Lizalfo, claymore caked in monster blood. Beedle (out of fucking nowhere): Oh hey! What a coincidence running into you here! Why don't you stop for a bit and restock on those arrows you love so much (also, you got any beetles?)! Link: OH COME ON, WHY DIDN'T THE LIZALFOS TARGET YOU!?!

334 - Peddler Immunity
Oh past me, didn't you know the monsters and shopkeepers have had a peace treaty in place for over a millennia? Literally everyone knows that!
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