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Excerpts from Zelda's Diary
Dear diary, My father appointed Link as the Champion of Hyrule, and my body guard. He follows me everywhere, even when I don't want it, and he stares at me, menacingly. (depicted is a shot of Zelda freaking out at Link staring angrily at the back of her head)
After he heroically (and sexily) saved me from some Yiga, I got him to open up. I found out he's actually quite a glutton: give him all of the food, and he's puddy in your hands! (depicted is a large Link happily eating mutton and burgers)
He also told me his stares weren't meant to be menacing. He just feels an extreme amount of pressure to live up to his role as the hero who will wield the Master Sword against the calamity. (depicted is a very frazzled Link hearing the words "Just like your father! You'll save us all! Ocarina of Time is still the best!")
Which I suppose isn't all that bad. After all, I have the expectations to master my mother's gifts to seal Calamity Ganon away that I have yet to figure out. I guess everyone has stress to deal with, lol. (depicted is a very frazzled Zelda hearing the words "Figure out the power! What's taking so long? Why can't you be more like Link?")

Excerpts from Zelda's Diary Dear diary, My father appointed Link as the Champion of Hyrule, and my body guard. He follows me everywhere, even when I don't want it, and he stares at me, menacingly. (depicted is a shot of Zelda freaking out at Link staring angrily at the back of her head) After he heroically (and sexily) saved me from some Yiga, I got him to open up. I found out he's actually quite a glutton: give him all of the food, and he's puddy in your hands! (depicted is a large Link happily eating mutton and burgers) He also told me his stares weren't meant to be menacing. He just feels an extreme amount of pressure to live up to his role as the hero who will wield the Master Sword against the calamity. (depicted is a very frazzled Link hearing the words "Just like your father! You'll save us all! Ocarina of Time is still the best!") Which I suppose isn't all that bad. After all, I have the expectations to master my mother's gifts to seal Calamity Ganon away that I have yet to figure out. I guess everyone has stress to deal with, lol. (depicted is a very frazzled Zelda hearing the words "Figure out the power! What's taking so long? Why can't you be more like Link?")

622 - Ganon's Hyrule Castle Tower 11: Diary of a Wimpy Princess
Because "The Princess Diaries" was too on the nose
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #dungeon #HyruleCastle #endgame #Zelda #diary #snooping #whatshereallythinks #firstimpressions #werenotsodifferent #expectations #pressure

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"the reason I am a communist and not an anarchist is because I like trains"
#WereNotSoDifferent

Ah ah me too Dr Janega, me too.

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The tea is piping hot with this one. Read it and then read it again. #nazis #annefrank #maga #borderpatrol #werenotsodifferent

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What the Folk? (feat Russ Williams)

My first podcast listenof the morning. I need to get Russ Williams book What the Folk?

#podcast #werenotsodifferent #folklore #wales

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