Yeesh, it didn't sound good when he said it, but I for sure feel it. "If there's one thing that flatters me, it's constant attention," which he says while giving a CHEMISTRY ROSE to a literal STALKER (who seems lovely, but has made a series of TikToks announcing her intention to date Grant). Like him, that red-flaggy behavior would not only not turn me off, I'd be super intrigued by it. It can't be either of our best qualities, Grant or me.

"If there's one thing that flatters me, it's constant attention."

- Grant O'Brien, #Dropout

Whew! I wish I didn't relate to that so hard 😅

#lol #whatimlike #veryme

Boy, I’ve only just realized that I have a TERRIBLE habit (it’s consistent, too; this is just the latest example) of breaking chains/trends by omitting crucial copy, bc I only give a shit about saying my thing 🤣🤣🤣

That’s very me. I’ll work on that 😅

#narcissism #socialmedia #whatimlike #lol

I relate:

“Sometimes it’s gonna go from funny to mean. That’s just what happens here.”
— Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

youtube.com/shorts/cqop6...

#lol #whatimlike #me #punchthemonkey #comedy

I use this #ITYSL clip as a #litmustest for (pun intended) #Friendship: youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...

If someone doesn’t HOWL laughing at that, we’re likely not gonna be great #friends 😆

#CoffinFlop #lol #comedy #whatimlike

I just thought to myself, "Jesus, why do I suddenly feel so #lonely??" and realized it was because my #headphones were charging, and the fact that that's what it was honestly kind of fucked me up 😵‍💫

I guess the people in my ears keep me company? 😅

#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike

I told my buddy Kai, “You seem tired of my chattering.”

He said, “I’m just tired in general, I think.”

And I said, “That’s not a denial.”

And then he shot me SUCH a look that I just hushed and got on #BlueSky 😅

#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike

#LifeHack:

If someone asks, "Hey, can you watch my stuff for a minute while I run to the restroom?" or whatever, there's a very good chance that if you answer immediately, "Absolutely, and I won't go through it at all," they will rescind the ask 🤣

Tested & tried 🤓

#PNW #lol #whatimlike #ibelike

Every so often, my dumb, pattern-recognizing monkey-brain thinks it would be cute to try to add up all the #men I’ve slept with, & it always ends in the same embarrassing overflow-error, which translates roughly to:

“Oof!”

😅

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #lol #ibelike #whatimlike #sex #bodycount

I think he means it, too! Just like I always do. "Yeah, I apologize that I don't give a shit at all that I'm late to this, and that I will probably leave early. I should care! But I do not."

Zac Oyama, upon entering #boardgame night late, speaking for me pretty much every time I attend anything:

"Heyyyy, guys, I'm sorry that I'm not sorry about being late."

🤣

youtu.be/zWaeFHi80ZQ?...

@dropout.tv #lol #comedy #sketch #CollegeHumor #whatimlike

I'm high-strung, which is my problem, but I try not to be high-maintenance, which is making it everyone else's problem 🤔

How successful am I? Well... not for me to say, really. I do try, though! 😅

#ibelike #whatimlike #personality

Yeah, okay, that's a lot of blue text, but I DO realize it, just... way down at the bottom, the second-to-last text bubble.

Occasionally, I get little sunbeams of perception or insight into #whatimlike, & it can be alarming.

That's why I startle into all-caps here, with this unnamed, dear friend. I'm like WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING, fr fr 😆

Talkin bout a #filmfestival from literally 21y ago, #lol. DIDN'T ASK! 🤣

#writer

Do you guys all have modes or gears besides “I’m about teach this motherfucker a lesson he’ll not soon forget?” 🤔

No, right? What would we even use them for? 😆

#whatimlike #shiftgears #builtdifferent

Whoops! I've just bought a Samsung Galaxy S3. #men #gadgets #whatimlike #hee