"Is that really a prank?" - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, E1 - A crime was committed, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #KarenWhitehouse
"The first of April is April Fools' Day!" - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket', Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #KarenWhitehouse
"My occupation is a plumber." - BRUCE, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #WorldPlumbingDay
"Continuity's really important!" - JO MILLINGTON, S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #JoMillington
"So their dead dog was just stolen, and we don't know what happened." - JANNEKE, S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalDoggyDateNight #Janneke
"What do you do if the person who hired you to investigate a crime turns out to be the person who actually committed the crime?" - LAUREN KILBY, E9 - On his knees, Who shat? #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"Who has been planting these stickers?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalStickerDay #LaurenKilby
"How many wedding beans did he eat THAT day?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalBeanDay #LaurenKilby
"That's what I think." - HENK, E6 - Four hours in the bathroom, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat
"Merry Christmas." - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E13 Santa Snatcher, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #ChristmasDay #LaurenKilby
"What is he hiding?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"It's essentially a savory cake." - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalCakeDay #LaurenKilby
"I was actually quite bored." - LAUREN KILBY, BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding', Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"Did you ever read comic books, when you were younger?" - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, S2 E3 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Casual tie’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalComicBookDay #KarenWhitehouse
"Never!" - KAREN'S MUM, E7 - File number 8653, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #KarensMum
"We never actually intended to organize a fashion show in Sweden!" - LAUREN KILBY, S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #FashionDay #LaurenKilby
"We used to be really stinky and dirty and gross!" - MORGAN PENN, E12 - Let's get ready to fumble, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #MorganPenn
"I am going to ask you to draw where you saw the poo on the floorplan of the boat!" - LAUREN KILBY, E5 - Comedy joke shop turd, Who shat? #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"Imagine if you fell in love with Mike Berry?" - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E5 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Daddy Issues’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #ValentinesDay #LaurenKilby
"How much is your wedding ring worth?" - LAUREN KILBY, E13 - The Finale, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalWeddingRingDay #LaurenKilby
"It's impossible to start from scratch." - LAUREN KILBY, E13 - The Finale, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"I'm about to become a bad cop!" - LAUREN KILBY, E11 - Bad cop, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalLawEnforcementDay #LaurenKilby
"This is a lot to process." - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E1 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Worn but washed’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby
"We were drunk." - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket', Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #DrinksGiving #LaurenKilby