Carolina telling him he's scratched himself gave me flashbacks of how the baby nail clippers they sent home from the hospital with my twin siblings had snoopy on them. #wtfbrain #全日本フィギュア

That I can somehow write on the ‘wrong’ side of a sticky notepad despite the visual cue of a cute hamster 🤦‍♀️

#wtfbrain #brainfog #adhd #adhdmoment

My thoughts Are ricocheting Through my head, Like a handful Of BBs In a glass jar, Clamped into a paintshaker. Words fly by Like excited electrons, As meltdown Approaches, And nobody Is in the control room To lower The cooling rods - The control panel Is filled With flashing Red lights. October 12, 2025

I know I’m not alone in experiencing this sudden onset of what feels like “ADHD*,” due to the swirling shitstorm that is our collective existence.

*I’ve never been diagnosed or tested, but more than a few people have tapped the sign …

#typewriter #poetry #wtfbrain

Me: Hey Brain, let's get up early and draw because what you pulled off yesterday. Well done. That was some top notch sketching. Best we have done in over a year.
Brain: What is pencil?
Me: Oh no...

#art #drawing #wtfbrain

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TIL that King Gustav III of Sweden ordered a study on twins sentenced to death, to see if coffee was deadly.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_III_of_Swede...

My brain: this should have been performed as a double blind study with both twins getting their daily dose of […]

I have *got* to get better at writing things down when I have an idea. Thought of another poster/image I could make, didn't write it down anywhere, and VOILA, of course it's gone, no idea what it was.
#IKnowBetter #WTFbrain

Neurospicy Brain: Ack. I’m too early. Store I wanted isn’t open yet. Guess I’ll do this other thing and then walk 40 minutes home so I can walk 40 minutes in the opposite direction to the other one.

Brain’s tiny Dept of Neurotypical Behaviors: Dude. Just... Dude.

#wtfbrain #neurospicy

Had a nightmare: Elon asked me to design a new logo for Twitter, so I did. Two crossed middle fingers. #resist #WTFbrain #DeportElon

It's so fun when your own quirks fight one another. Example: I'm listening to a podcast where one of the guest's manner of speech is SO GRATING that it's making me bananas. But my completionist nature will NOT let me skip it under any circumstances. #wtfbrain

Reflected in their eyes, you could see the fevered dreams of avarice. What they didn't know, couldn't know, was they were the glinting prize for the demons.

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Used to post these on another social site, but bringing them here. I occasionally wake with vingettes

#Dreamscapes #WTFBrain

In today's episode of #wtfBrain, I remembered my ex's phone number...from her parents' land line, last dialed circa 1990.

Maybe i overshot. I complained of not having any fic ideas and now I have 4 WIPs (plus a fic I found i never finished, oops!) #ourflagmeansdeath #fanfic #wtfbrain

"Perfect is the enemy of done" I mumble to myself over and over as I resist the urge to reread an email for the 5th time before I send it.

#neurospicy #WTFbrain

So I can't seem to stop writing background for the setting I stopped running a game in 2 months ago.
I'm working out population diversity of various regions, I need to stop this.
If I didn't need this information in the 3 years I ran the game. I definitely don't need it now.
#D&D #WTFBrain

someone please explain to me why the theme from "rocko's modern life" just popped into my head. i haven't watched that in like, 20 years. #WtfBrain

and realized RQ wld be coming after us (somehow we acquired others) so we ran around blocking doors and locking windows and digging wires out of the wall because one of us was a wizard(!) and could magic up a sword. Then the alarm went off and I'm smh about this dream. #wtfbrain

Stuff my brain thinks when I am not paying attention (TM) proudly presents

"Weed without the d is just wee"

#wtfbrain

Awesome. Just had a meltdown over what to have for dinner. Now have a headache and feel emotionally crappy #AdventuresInMentalIllness #wtfBrain

In dream was giving a talk @ prep school when my .ppt turned into The Godfather & the kids wouldn't listen to me talk about squid #WTFbrain

Oh god, I just tried to swipe down the page of a real life book #early #wtfbrain

Watching the Glee clips took care of that earworm @TheFyreball dropped on me... now I have Joan Jett in my head. Um... #wtfbrain