Mom, WHY'D you throw the #ball in there?? How do I get it now??

#dogsofbluesky
#uglydogs
#twobraincells
#underbite
#zerosurvivalskills

I'm expecting the cart any day now. Unless the USA transitions to universal healthcare asap, your lineage will not survive to see the discovery of the spice melange. #ZeroSurvivalSkills

I love roasting survival shows from my couch knowing full well I’d never survive under the same circumstances. Survivalist in the wild? They’re gonna live. Me? Done for in a week.

#SurvivalShowCritic #WouldNotSurvive #RealityTVRoasting #ZeroSurvivalSkills #ThrivesIndoors #NotBuiltForTheWild