I always knew Bert Horrobin would be revolting.

Sorta Steptoe Grundy.
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Azra should set up a "Curmudgeons Anonymous" group for the increasing number of miserable old gits in Ambridge. #TheArchers

Yes, Bert. Insurance fraud is always helpful...

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Has the tarot predicted a fit man with an anvil? #TheArchers

Stella is closer to Roof than she is to Plop. #TheArchers

At least Joe (97 RIP) had a bit of charm (latterly at least).

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Bert Horrobin scamming and japing in Joe Grundy style. Hoping someone suggests euthanasia for his broken neck. It’s clearly worse than Farmer’s Lung. #TheArchers

Stop talking, Bert. For at least ten years. #thearchers

I already want to slowly murder Bert.
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I find #TheArchers negativity impacts my mental health...

Evening All. Pilates. Then killed a few slugs. #TheArchers

Lottie plans a date with someone new.

Is it Chris? I bet it's Chris.

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Brian finally cracks -- what a relief that must be #thearchers

Quiz Question:

At the start of Treasure Island, the inn is visited by 2 pirates before they come back with a larger group, which pirate came first?

A) Blind Pew.

B) Black Dog.

Answer…eventually!

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Azra is on a mission.

Good, Azra's missions are usually well-intentioned, with only reality getting in the way.

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So, to clarify: throw your girlfriend off a 4th floor balcony; 5 years. Burgle a posh house; 10 years. Mkay... #thearchers

Azma: I’ve just spoken to Soosan, and she tells me Brian is losing it. #TheArchers

Did they have a mental wellbeing day with Susan at the helm?
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Why is Alice a doctor's receptionist? #TheArchers

Alice: "I've got this friend..."
Called Brian.
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Quite enjoying this hammy Bert.

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STFU Bert.. #thearchers

A perfect Ying and Yang day. #TheArchers

Ruth's wisdom is proverbial, Stella.

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Now that’s the way to get an appointment… #TheArchers